Is this just real life? Is this just fantasy? ScaraMooch, keep your hands away from me. Trump continued

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Because the last thread filled up REALLY quickly.

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OhYou

All 45 has left is the Dow.

Ouch. Turkey

Good question: how does the Venezuela situation differ from Turkey, which Trump congratulated Erdogan on?

I love the pressers. I think to myself... 'there's the one DT told to shut up and sit down. There's the one DT said to keep quiet, you're fake news. There's the one he told to sort out the meetings with the black people when she asked about it. There's the one who never speaks but rolls her eyes a lot. There's the one who asks the best questions and doesn't give up.'

Sarah's going to take q's in a minute

You might wish to read this. OK - it's only one view.

Oil prices

"This President will not advertise what he'll do in the future"

Translation:
He's lost on what he'll do. Or where Venezuela is.
We haven't got the foggiest.

I'm so watching Newsnight tonight. This is pure comedy gold.

What's the betting the next press secretary is called Dave?

Dh reckons the Mooch might have pressed the wrong button in his threatened firing frenzy and accidentally fired himself.

Is the US still ruling out US support for coups in Latin America?

Well, ... evasive answer ... uhm ...

Easy come, easy go

Venezuela is not random. It's a response to yesterday's "popular consult".

First Lady as a starter, from last week. Now, that is random.

Spicey is still Press Secretary though, isn't he? Hasn't left yet.

And Huckleberry is now also Press Secretary.

Awkward.

Oh, do shut up about coal. The coal industry is NEVER coming back. Flogging a dead horse!

The Mooch "does not have a role at this time in the Trump administration". No further comment.

5 min what what just happened with the Medal of Honour (or whatever it was).

Nothing on Little Tony.

BadKitten I think your DHs theory is spot on!

She's a slippery one is that Sarah. She's making out the Mooch was being really kind and leaving so he didn't get in the way of Kelly (paraphrasing)

The Mooch's comments 'inappropriate for a person in this position' as per Trump's feelz ... aaand there goes yet another irony meter. That's three gone today!

Explanation of new WH structure: we basically haven't the faintest but, man, are we hoping for the best?

Oh goodness, such bollocks.

Oh, how cutesy! I have three pre-schoolers and THAT's chaos? Seriously? Is she completely fucking out of it?

Nobody cares if your home is messy. The most powerful country on the planet? Different story altogether!

But who is doing the jobs in the building?

How much does the slate need to be clean?

That was the best question of the entire presser so far. Bar none.

He was fucking joking about the police using too much force? They should follow up on that.

And how many times does the slate have to be cleaned?!