Please or to access all these features

Add post

Watch this thread

Save thread

Start a new thread

Flip thread

Hide thread

My feed

Saved Active Unanswered threads

Getting started FAQ's

Unanswered threads Acronyms Talk guidelines

Hide shortcut buttons

Talk

Flip

AIBU?

AIBU to think dirty thoughts about my lodger?

15 replies

Gribbit · 15/07/2017 00:10

I've been married 23 years. On Sundays my lodger strides about in super tight joggers,all muscle bound and mysterious.
It causes me PAIN.
This MIGHT be hormones (45).
Feeling guilty.

OP posts:

Report

5achel · 15/07/2017 00:12

Report

gillybeanz · 15/07/2017 00:14

Don't feel guilty.

I'm on a diet, I can look at the cream buns in the window.
I don't have to go inside, squeeze and eat them

Report

KC225 · 15/07/2017 00:16

Maybe you should change your user name to Rigsby

Report

MumsOnCrack · 15/07/2017 00:16

Get him to leave ASAP

Report

IloveBanff · 15/07/2017 00:18

Ooooh! Young Maaaan!

Report

Trickycat · 15/07/2017 00:22

Send him to me for a short break. Better for your nerves and mine

Report

Flofferton · 15/07/2017 00:22

This is all very Alan Bennett.

Report

dustarr73 · 15/07/2017 00:26

Haha gas isn't it,put the shoe on the other foot about female lodger's here would be suitable spewing for days here.

Report

Thisarmingman · 15/07/2017 00:35

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0C7jgJnJfk

Beryl? Is that you?

Report

Thisarmingman · 15/07/2017 00:36

Ah cool dustarr - I hadn't realised that the patriarchy was finished. Nice to know we're all equal now.

Report

FastWomanStanding · 15/07/2017 00:46

Ah cool dustarr - I hadn't realised that the patriarchy was finished. Nice to know we're all equal now.

Didn't you hear, Eddie Izzard called it

Report

Squashit · 15/07/2017 00:51

Change username to Grubbit 😉

Report

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 15/07/2017 00:53

My house painter is all sorts of all right.

He finished today. The master bedroom.

Report

MsSusanStoHelit · 15/07/2017 00:55

Eh, look, surreptitiously, away. Just don't ever even think about actually doing anything and don't be obvious enough to make the poor sod/soddess uncomfortable.

Report

thebigbluedustbin · 15/07/2017 03:55

You're allowed to enjoy looking at pretty things. We all do.

Report

Flip

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

Mumsnet's better when you're logged in. You can customise your experience and access way more features like messaging, watch and hide threads, voting and much more.

Already signed up?

Talk

AIBU?

AIBU to think dirty thoughts about my lodger?

Sign up to continue reading

Mumsnet's better when you're logged in. You can customise your experience and access way more features like messaging, watch and hide threads, voting and much more.

Sign up now to cast your AIBU vote

You'll get fewer ads, be able to hide, watch and save threads for later, and access loads more customisable features

Sign up now to cast your AIBU vote

You'll get fewer ads, be able to hide, watch and save threads for later, and access loads more customisable features