AIBU to think dirty thoughts about my lodger?

[Gribbit]

I've been married 23 years. On Sundays my lodger strides about in super tight joggers,all muscle bound and mysterious.
It causes me PAIN.
This MIGHT be hormones (45).
Feeling guilty.

Don't feel guilty.

I'm on a diet, I can look at the cream buns in the window.
I don't have to go inside, squeeze and eat them

Maybe you should change your user name to Rigsby

Get him to leave ASAP

Ooooh! Young Maaaan!

Send him to me for a short break. Better for your nerves and mine

This is all very Alan Bennett.

Haha gas isn't it,put the shoe on the other foot about female lodger's here would be suitable spewing for days here.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0C7jgJnJfk

Beryl? Is that you?

Ah cool dustarr - I hadn't realised that the patriarchy was finished. Nice to know we're all equal now.

Ah cool dustarr - I hadn't realised that the patriarchy was finished. Nice to know we're all equal now.

Didn't you hear, Eddie Izzard called it

Change username to Grubbit 😉

My house painter is all sorts of all right.

He finished today. The master bedroom.

Eh, look, surreptitiously, away. Just don't ever even think about actually doing anything and don't be obvious enough to make the poor sod/soddess uncomfortable.

You're allowed to enjoy looking at pretty things. We all do.