AIBU to think dirty thoughts about my lodger?

[Gribbit]

I've been married 23 years. On Sundays my lodger strides about in super tight joggers,all muscle bound and mysterious.
It causes me PAIN.
This MIGHT be hormones (45).
Feeling guilty.

[thebigbluedustbin]

You're allowed to enjoy looking at pretty things. We all do.

[MsSusanStoHelit]

Eh, look, surreptitiously, away. Just don't ever even think about actually doing anything and don't be obvious enough to make the poor sod/soddess uncomfortable.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

My house painter is all sorts of all right.

He finished today. The master bedroom.

[Squashit]

Change username to Grubbit 😉

[FastWomanStanding]

Ah cool dustarr - I hadn't realised that the patriarchy was finished. Nice to know we're all equal now.

Didn't you hear, Eddie Izzard called it

[Thisarmingman]

Ah cool dustarr - I hadn't realised that the patriarchy was finished. Nice to know we're all equal now.

[Thisarmingman]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0C7jgJnJfk

Beryl? Is that you?

[dustarr73]

Haha gas isn't it,put the shoe on the other foot about female lodger's here would be suitable spewing for days here.

[Flofferton]

This is all very Alan Bennett.

[Trickycat]

Send him to me for a short break. Better for your nerves and mine

[IloveBanff]

Ooooh! Young Maaaan!

[MumsOnCrack]

Get him to leave ASAP

[KC225]

Maybe you should change your user name to Rigsby

[gillybeanz]

Don't feel guilty.

I'm on a diet, I can look at the cream buns in the window.
I don't have to go inside, squeeze and eat them

[5achel]