My MIL breastfed my baby!

[GlitterGlue]

Only kidding, but since I have your attention please don't forget to vote. Lovely sunny evening for a stroll.

If you're not sure where your polling station is you can find out here: wheredoivote.co.uk/

You don't need your polling card (as long as you're registered to vote).

Oh yôu meanie, I was coming on to do my first ever report of a post.
Spoilsport

Can't believe I fell for that title! Before I opened it I was trying to work out how young MIL must have been to have had your DP and how young you still are to have had DC and her to have had another young enough to be feeding. My judgey pants were out of the drawer and ready to be hoiked up with glee!

(I voted over a week ago by post)

Omg - guess I'm just another fool who clicked on the thread......

YABU. My problem is worst. My FIL breastfed my cat. :(

I work with an uncle and niece who are in the same class so its far from impossible. Still a very funny predicament to think about though.

It's pissing down here. Just as well I voted this morning.

😂

So glad this was fake!

You're a terrible person.

I thought Take a Break magazine had hacked into Mumsnet!

For fucks sake! You got me 😂. I was most definitely agog

I voted earlier - took the 2 youngest to explain the process

I am disappointed especially as I have already voted.

Well, it could be true. My dh is much older than me and his eldest dd is only 2 months younger than me...

Oh, you.

Gutted.

😂 I was like "fucking hell yes this will be good!!!"

I was gutted that, at 7.02 am, I was not the first voter in my polling station.

You absolute bounder!

Will do!
And I loved the title!

Loved it. No more words.

In Northern Ireland you need to take your photographic ID.

😂😂😂😂

Sorry! I was trying to think of the most outrageous title possible. I probably should have gone with breastfeeding Michael Gove.