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To not know what a glory hole is at age 40???

230 replies

justcurious40 · 09/03/2017 22:39

My DH brought this clip to my attention earlier:

(about 3 minutes in)

And was shocked that, at 40 years old, I had no idea what a "glory hole" is. I thought he was BU, but everyone else in the programme had hysterics and all knew what it was, so am I just stupidly naive/ignorant?

OP posts:
poochiepants · 09/03/2017 23:00

There's a coffee store in Toronto called Glory Hole Doughnuts.....

UpLighter · 09/03/2017 23:00

A fluffy gets them hard before and keeps hard during scene changes. Less so now with the online porn On a phone.

Bananamama1213 · 09/03/2017 23:02

Pretty sure there's a glory hole in The Sweetest Thing? Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Selma Blair film.

I'm 23 and I've known what a glory hole is for years haha

mylittlephoney · 09/03/2017 23:04

What the fuck is a fluffer?

Knew what a glory hole is through dh.
I was shocked/grossed out and intrigued at the same time.

Tissunnyupnorth · 09/03/2017 23:05

Could someone pls put me out of my misery & tell me what a glory hole is? Pleeeeasee?

CrossCountryRunner · 09/03/2017 23:08

I found out through a gay neighbour of mine. He was reminiscing about a public lavatory in the Clerkenwell area.

He said to his gay friend. 'There were that many glory holes drilled in the partition wall, it collapsed in the end'.

mylittlephoney · 09/03/2017 23:09

Tiss just Google it.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 09/03/2017 23:10

Do female porn stars get fluffers?

Maybe a Poldark lookalike chopping wood in the corner or similar.

Previously1488218868 · 09/03/2017 23:10

|Glory hole en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(sexual_slang)

RockyBird · 09/03/2017 23:12

I think of The Tipping Point as The Chase's fluffer Grin

PixiePlunge · 09/03/2017 23:13

This feels like school all over again - not knowing the terms the cool kids know!

Hardly. I knew what it was but out of curious I looked to see when it was defined on urban dictionary and it was 2006.

Cartright · 09/03/2017 23:13

Haha! I'm about your age, but I learned about glory holes by reading my Mum's copy of Scruples by Judith Krantz at what was probably far too young an age.

Very education those sex and shopping bonkbusters /nostalgic.

WorraLiberty · 09/03/2017 23:14

The internet has made teenage boys even grosser and you overhear a lot when your classes are male dominated.

Just teenage boys?

Fucking hell, you're clearly new to Mumsnet Grin Grin

MsVestibule · 09/03/2017 23:15

I'm 45 and have known since secondary school what a glory hole is! I think I read about it in a Shirley Conrad type novel.

We were all pretty scandalised by the idea...

Cartright · 09/03/2017 23:15

Scruples was published in 1978, apparently. Obviously I read it at some point later, I wasn't that precocious.

ExitPursuedByJenniMurray · 09/03/2017 23:15

Erm. A glory hole is a cupboard under the stairs.

FourKidsNotCrazyYet · 09/03/2017 23:16

My DD googled 'daisy chains' last summer. New internet and no parent lock set up. That was an eye opener ShockConfusedBlush

MsVestibule · 09/03/2017 23:17

Cartright I'm pretty sure that was the book I learned about them from, too!!

Cartright · 09/03/2017 23:18

MsVestibule was it also Scruples do you think? Or were glory holes de rigueur in 1970s trashy novels, I wonder?

Wickedstepmum67 · 09/03/2017 23:19

'Crowdblundering', you just made my day with 'poem stars'. I now have all kinds of weird images in my head involving quite obscene poetry slams! 😂

Wickedstepmum67 · 09/03/2017 23:20

PS My education on glory holes was entirely based on 'Scruples'. Heck, child of the eighties, what can I say?

Cartright · 09/03/2017 23:22

MsVestibule cross post! Although I did quite like the idea of all these authors of having a check list of what sexual scenarios they had to include.

(It was Sergio, the fashion designer, who visited glory holes. He was having an affair with Alan the ?other fashion designer, who was also engaged to Valentine, the fashion designer.

In retrospect, there were a lot of fashion designers in Scruples.)

TimTamTerrier · 09/03/2017 23:23

I think the invention of viagra pretty much put fluffers out of business. I don't even know how I know that.

OhBlissOhJoy · 09/03/2017 23:23

I'm 45. Every day is a school day on MN Grin

maggiecate · 09/03/2017 23:23

There was a fair degree of pearl clutching a few years ago when a pub called the Morningside Glory opened in Edinburgh, due to the creative signwriting. My mother asked me to explain why it was such a scandal. I told her not to worry about it.

To be fair she didn't hear the f-word until she was 21 so she had a fairly sheltered upbringing to say the least

To not know what a glory hole is at age 40???