Sooo there's this gorgeous and I mean gorgeous bloke here doing some work on the house that involved having all the water turned off.
He showed up early this morning and I hadn't had chance to go to the toilet.. I have needed a poo since the early morning and I don't know the neighbours that well.
Anyway my house is only small he is In the front room if it's pretty silent and I was in the kitchen I decided to use the time I'm stuck at home to sort through bits and bobs and do some chores I wouldn't usually have much time for.. I bent over and I farted really loudly. I tried to disguise it my pretending that my sponge had squeaked against something while I was cleaning (I did fill the sink with hot soapy water before the water was switched off) the disguise I am sure didn't work and now I'm hid in the bedroom dying of embarrassment!
Fuck my life!
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To hide upstairs until he has gone!
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redfacedkillme · 08/03/2017 12:37
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