To hide upstairs until he has gone!

[redfacedkillme]

Sooo there's this gorgeous and I mean gorgeous bloke here doing some work on the house that involved having all the water turned off.

He showed up early this morning and I hadn't had chance to go to the toilet.. I have needed a poo since the early morning and I don't know the neighbours that well.

Anyway my house is only small he is In the front room if it's pretty silent and I was in the kitchen I decided to use the time I'm stuck at home to sort through bits and bobs and do some chores I wouldn't usually have much time for.. I bent over and I farted really loudly. I tried to disguise it my pretending that my sponge had squeaked against something while I was cleaning (I did fill the sink with hot soapy water before the water was switched off) the disguise I am sure didn't work and now I'm hid in the bedroom dying of embarrassment!

Fuck my life!

That's hilarious redfaced

Go in to the room swigging a can of fizzy pop, do a really loud burp and say "Better out than in!" I'd love to be a fly on the wall.

Sorry op but that did make me laugh. I think I would be hiding too

I've just almost choked on an olive! Thanks, OP...

Let's face it, could of been a lot worse than a fart.

is there not a full tank of water in the loo? Enough for one flush? Otherwise, do you have a cold water tank or hot water tank, enough to fill a bucket with which to flush away your poo.
Or next door's outside tap?

or do a shit in the garden?

I agree, go in the garden! Or could you do it in a large tupperware box or a bucket?

or do a shit in the garden?
because that will make him want her even more!

could you do it in a nappy sack? or in a nappy (not whilst wearing it obviously) and put that in a nappy sack - blame the baby for the smell!

He's still here.

Just roared with laughter reading this and the daughter came running to see what was going on. She's laughing too now!

Brilliant OP, made my day.

This thread 😂 but please don't poo in the garden

One of the funniest threads. Oh it's horrible when this happens, I don't even like going for a wee when workmen are in. God you've been holding it for around 8 hours now

So have you…. you know ?

Haha, that made me giggle 😂

Panic over!

Ow, I bet that's a relief!

Will he have to come again tomorrow? Did he speak to you alright when he left?

Oh dear. Glad you've pooed though.

I farted on a small child's head in a shop today. Not my child, either. They snuck right up close to me in the queue and I didn't notice. Whoops.

Molly i nearly died laughing at that :P