To wish someone would squash that smurf.

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The little blue fucker is driving me mad.

What is it for?

What smurf??

I thought it was just me! He is extremely annoying.

Yes, what the hell is he for?

Some competition or summat. It's like being on a kids website.

It's an ad for some sort of competition. Click on it and it links you to another MN page about it.

Little blue twat is proper getting on my tits, doing his one armed press up while im sat eating crisps

Yanbu!!!!

Why would anybody think to click on a dancing smurf??

To squash it

I hate Smurfs. And now DS has asked me to take him to the new Surf movie. Not because he wants to see it, but because he wants to torture me with it.

I can't see a smurf 😢

Tacky marketing

Hes twatting about doing press ups below the reply box,twocockers.

My little Smurf is playing a very clumsy football!

He was playing football.Now he"s doing press ups.

why dont i have a smurf?????

This is the 2nd thread I've seen about the smurf - I don't have one . I want a smurf ?

Have you scrolled right down the page?

I have scrolled all the way down. No Smurf. I wonder if typing the word Smurf will summon him....

Nope. Smurfless.

I had to install Adblocker just to be able to use MN.
I see no smurf 😄

I found him...didn't notice him, I think hes cute

I have adblocker on my laptop and the fucker seems to have broken through it.