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AIBU?

To wish someone would squash that smurf.

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OnHold · 06/03/2017 21:48

The little blue fucker is driving me mad.

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PortiaCastis · 07/03/2017 00:07

Grrrrr Bouncing little Blue Bastard is doing my head in. It looks like its shagging atm!

Catzpyjamas · 07/03/2017 00:04

This little blue pest...

To wish someone would squash that smurf.

BlackeyedSusan · 07/03/2017 00:02

I only get it on the chat page rather than on individual threads.

I hope ds does not spot it. he can get rather insistent on looking at these things.

HelenaDove · 06/03/2017 23:58

I think hes cute. I think the little rubber figurine smurfs that we got from petrol stations back in the 80s are still at my parents. I had one of the Grandpa Smurf and one of the girl Smurf.

Does anyone else remember these.

Wolfiefan · 06/03/2017 23:12

I think he's kissing his arm muscle not picking his pits.
But yuck.

Weedsnseeds1 · 06/03/2017 23:09

He's doing one armed press ups, then every so often, he sniffs his armpit and licks it

Floggingmolly · 06/03/2017 23:06

He is one determined little smurfy bastard.

OnHold · 06/03/2017 23:02

I have adblocker on my laptop and the fucker seems to have broken through it.

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AddALemon · 06/03/2017 23:01

I found him...didn't notice him, I think hes cute

To wish someone would squash that smurf.

ThreeFish · 06/03/2017 23:01

I had to install Adblocker just to be able to use MN.
I see no smurf 😄

Pigeonpost · 06/03/2017 23:00

Nope. Smurfless.

Pigeonpost · 06/03/2017 22:59

I have scrolled all the way down. No Smurf. I wonder if typing the word Smurf will summon him....

OnHold · 06/03/2017 22:58

Have you scrolled right down the page?

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Biffsboys · 06/03/2017 22:57

This is the 2nd thread I've seen about the smurf - I don't have one . I want a smurf ?

sum1killthepawpatrollers · 06/03/2017 22:17

why dont i have a smurf?????

OnHold · 06/03/2017 22:10

He was playing football.Now he"s doing press ups.

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mymatemarmite · 06/03/2017 22:07

My little Smurf is playing a very clumsy football!

OnHold · 06/03/2017 22:04

Hes twatting about doing press ups below the reply box,twocockers.

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TeaCake5 · 06/03/2017 22:01

Tacky marketing

twocockers · 06/03/2017 22:00

I can't see a smurf 😢

DioneTheDiabolist · 06/03/2017 22:00

I hate Smurfs. And now DS has asked me to take him to the new Surf movie. Not because he wants to see it, but because he wants to torture me with it.

Floggingmolly · 06/03/2017 21:57

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justwhatineed · 06/03/2017 21:56

To squash it

Floggingmolly · 06/03/2017 21:54

Why would anybody think to click on a dancing smurf??

Gileswithachainsaw · 06/03/2017 21:53

Yanbu!!!!

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