to be too scared of terror attacks to buy furniture?

[DrSeuss]

After today's revelations about terror attacks in Sweden, AIBU to refuse to shop at a certain furniture shop which is clearly part of the problem with a name like AL IKEA? I believe that it's all part of a plot to cause us to become dependent on their meat balls and Billy bookcases.

I have two Billys downstairs. I don't know if this makes me dangerous or doomed.

(Actually I snorted out loud at "weapons of mass construction" and the cat woke up, leapt off the bed and is now staring balefully at me, so...doomed. Definitely doomed.)

Maybe Trump misunderstood when his advisors told him that he has to assemble a cabinet?

www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/small-storage-organisers/clothes-organisers/skubb-storage-case-white-art-70290360/

This proves they have Skubb missiles

AGnu

That was a truly Easy D. It was.

I'm another one that actually enjoys putting together IKEA furniture but I assure you all that I have no terrorist sympathies.

They have introduced compulsory hijab to appease the terrorists.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/20/jesuisikea-trump-sweden-terrorist-attack-confuse-supporters-cover-up

"JeSuisIkea"

Fortunately Paul Nuttall was there to intervene and stop the attack before more lives were lost. What a hero.