to be too scared of terror attacks to buy furniture?

[DrSeuss]

After today's revelations about terror attacks in Sweden, AIBU to refuse to shop at a certain furniture shop which is clearly part of the problem with a name like AL IKEA? I believe that it's all part of a plot to cause us to become dependent on their meat balls and Billy bookcases.

I can't put my finger on why but I have a weird feeling it was connected to the Bowling Green massacre perpetrators.

YANBU OP I have locked our Billy Bookcases in the shed - I have dressed them in orange and I throw water at them at unexpected moments whilst screaming 'tell me what you know you bastards'

so far they are refusing to break ...

Yes, the Bowling Green Massacre, v sad if it had actually happened

Billy Bookcase now renamed as Bigly Bookcase #FAKENEWS

Do they have those Sudan chairs in al ikea? You know, the sort you can carry around, concealing bombs in? Clues in the name people, that's all I'm saying.

"Who would believe this?"

We have many, many item from aforementioned store - Bigly Bookcases are just the tip of the iceberg here!
Will we be safe over night?!

Pacific those bookcases need to be extraordinarily renditioned out of your house now!

Ffs this put the heart out of me. Now I'm amused

Oh no! My children's bedrooms are FULL of items from That Store! Are they at increased risk of radicalisation?

Just seen Pacific's post - I wasn't copying you, honestly!!

Now worrying that my cordless drill obsession has led us all down the road to doom.

I just can't get my head around the fact he is president. It's like wandering into an alternative universe!

You know what IKEA is right? It does bookcases, and some of those books could be bad. SAD

you lot are seriously funny. I have ikea furniture in all my bedrooms. I'm doomed. DOOMED I tell you

Bore Border Wall, pure genius

I think I luffs you MNetters.
Yous make tears trickle from mine eyes.

Those Al Ikea bastards . Haven't the Swedes suffered enough?

You're all laughing about this and I think that's really disrespectful to the victims.

According to local media they still haven't found out exactly who or why someone tried to take a shortcut here. #jesuissweden #prayforsweden

Thankfully the only thing I have from that store is a stuffed hippo, although I'm looking at it very suspiciously now...

I can build a full height Billy bookcase in 40 minutes by myself. I am clearly part of a terror cell and must be neutralised.

That's what I'm worried about. I don't think DH would be happy if I put it in his shed though. I may not sleep tonight.

If you take the letters of IKEA and take some away, and add some others, you get ISIS. FACT.

Well done OP for bringing this to our attention!

I'm safe. Believing that there's too much stuff in the world, I buy from charity shops except the table and chairs from John Lewis.

I have nothing from Al Ikea in my possession.

I'm safe from Swedish terrorists.