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Either I'm terrible at maths or the police lie.

85 replies

Superaspie · 10/02/2017 20:11

360 kg of coke.

Presuming a street value of around 40 - 50 a gram.

That's around 14 to 16 million? Where am I going wrong?

Surely the police wouldn't give such a blatant lie about value.

And it would have never have been sold in individual wraps, would it? So would have been worth less.

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Heirhelp · 10/02/2017 20:12

I have no idea what you are talking about.

DontBuyANewMumCashmere · 10/02/2017 20:13

^This

psychoactive · 10/02/2017 20:13

Where can you get coke for £40-£50 a gram?

TinyBarista · 10/02/2017 20:13

Worth more in that there Norfolk

EggsEleven · 10/02/2017 20:13

Are you on about Great Yarmouth OP?

Superaspie · 10/02/2017 20:14

360 kg of cocaine washed up in great Yarmouth.

Police are saying it's worth 50million.

I have limited knowledge of coke but I'm assuming this is a wild exaggeration.

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AlexanderBerry · 10/02/2017 20:14

Is this the drugs that were washed up on the beach?

Oysterbabe · 10/02/2017 20:14

I don't know how much coke costs. Maybe it was very pure and they assume the weight will double when it's mixed with stuff?

ForeverLivingMyArse · 10/02/2017 20:14

Is £50 still the going rate? I was paying that 15 years ago.

AlexanderBerry · 10/02/2017 20:14

Crossed post

BlueDaBaDee · 10/02/2017 20:15

It's more common to buy "pure" these days. £100 a gram. Still doesn't add up though, was £50mill they're claiming wasn't it?

BarbaraofSeville · 10/02/2017 20:15

They've found a load of drugs on great Yarmouth beach. On our local news they said the value when cut, presumably into individual servings. I have no idea about drugs value or what it actually was but there was loads of it so a Mr big somewhere will be mightily pissed off.

Motherwithflaws · 10/02/2017 20:15

It'll be pure uncut coke. Worth loads more when mixed with other things.

Superaspie · 10/02/2017 20:15

Frank told me the average price is around 45 pounds.
I paid 50 in my youth but that was over a decade ago.

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SuperBeagle · 10/02/2017 20:15

Depends on the quality and the area.

FittonTower · 10/02/2017 20:16

No idea what you're talking about but I've had dealers say to me (at work, not over canapés at a dinner party) that if they knew which street the police use to calculate "street value" they'd be there like a shot......

ForeverLivingMyArse · 10/02/2017 20:16

But yeah assume the weight sold on the street would be doubled by the time it's been cut. Although teething powders are hard to come by now!

Gardencentregroupie · 10/02/2017 20:16

Particularly pure cocaine can go for up to £200/g. If this was especially pure - and in such big bundles it may well not be cut much yet - that's easily £50 million.

Superaspie · 10/02/2017 20:16

I never considered the cutting of it... still tho. I think 50mil is optimistic

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 10/02/2017 20:17

Yeah I was going to cut it up with tile adhesive but my bloody boat sank and we couldn't pick it up in time. OH is furious!

KC225 · 10/02/2017 20:17

You posters are hilarious with your Asda rollback coke prices of yesterday

user1471517900 · 10/02/2017 20:20

The police will sell it to MPs and government officials, who will pay ridiculously overinflated, inefficient prices - ergo £50million.

Sorted.

FlaviaAlbia · 10/02/2017 20:20

Isn't it usually mixed with all sorts of stuff so you're paying £x for a gram that contains some cocaine rather than 1 gram of cocaine?

No idea how diluted it would get to do maths though.

TaraCarter · 10/02/2017 20:20

No idea what you're talking about but I've had dealers say to me (at work, not over canapés at a dinner party) that if they knew which street the police use to calculate "street value" they'd be there like a shot...... Grin

lougle · 10/02/2017 20:20

Would it be that it is pure cocaine, and by the time it gets to the street it would be cut? So it's 360kg of cocaine now, but it will turn into 1000kg of cocaine by the time it has been cut for street sale?

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