Pretty outing, but hey ho.
I met a guy OLD in 2005, he was hawt very nice, handsome, charming, funny, blah...
We went on five dates we had got fruity.
On the fifth date he asked if we could be in a relationship.
Within ten minutes he asked what my father's surname was (I had my mother's) I told him, he commented that it was strange as that was also his paternal grandmother's maiden name... long story short, his grandmother was my grandfather's sister... he was my second cousin or is it first cousin twice removed?