...of eating a toasted cheese sandwich made on buttered toast?
If I had known in advance that the (well meaning and much loved) person who offered to make a toasted cheese sandwich intended to commit such an atrocity I would have told them I was not hungry.
Is it just me? I always put the cheese on dry bread it. Isn't that what everyone does?
I have been unwell recently and my tummy is not as stable as usual, so that might be a contributing factor...