To ask what I can do with an unwanted Penis

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I sent off for a PUG bath plug and got this, seller is going to send me my pug but says I can keep the penis, I don't want it, offered to donate it to my DH charity shop, even said I would gift aid it - he looked horrified and said NO.

So guess I am stuck with it, so any (clean) suggestions what I can do with it please - PS if any one wants it PM your address and I will send it FOC - only don't ask me what I am going to say to the post office clerk when they asks what's in the package

That is ripe for a secret Santa gift.

Hahahaha.. this is funny. I actually think this would make an awesome secret santa gift for work, where did you get it from OP? 😂😂

You gotta do Secret Santa with it.

Well ebay it. Pretend you've got a plug to sell but send the unwitting buyer the penis. When they complain, send a plug and kindly allow them to keep the penis.

I'm just here for the comments can't think of anything witty myself to say

But it's just brilliant!

Got it from ebay Brick

I love the idea of sending it to someone with something from
eBay. It could be the penis that travels the world at this rate- ending up in unsuspecting people's purchases. Like a chain letter but more amusing.

Perhaps it could have its own little log book to chart its progress.

Schools are asking for donations this time of year. Lovely bit of bric and brack there.

I can't see it very well. It is actually a normal bath plug with a redundant floating willy? Or is the willy meant to be the plug? How does that work? I have to ask this: why? Really, why is it a thing? !!!!
[it's quite funny though]

Wrap it up and give it to a friend anonymously.

I believe that standard MN advice for an unwanted penis is to "leave the bastard"

Ebaying nó longer useful husbands could actually be amazing.

We lost the Mnet bear, maybe we could try again with a penis plug?

Is it a vibrator too? Wowzer!

Or have you got an egg. I keep my unwanted penis sheath on an egg.

Honeydragon thats the most disturbing thing I've seen all week. and I've seen some shit.

Did you miss the thread where I used it to turn the dog into a unicorn? That was much more disturbing

Adult tomboys at the school Christmas fair

Tombola not tomboys

Breakfast 😂😂

Did you leave the seller feedback? I'd love to read that!

Wait until someone annoys you and you're going to a big town or city and post it to them with a mocked up delivery notice. Obviously from a made up company in a brown parcel.

Drive out somewhere you wont be recognised and post it through some random persons door