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To ask what I can do with an unwanted Penis

37 replies

Oldsu · 04/12/2016 23:16

I sent off for a PUG bath plug and got this, seller is going to send me my pug but says I can keep the penis, I don't want it, offered to donate it to my DH charity shop, even said I would gift aid it - he looked horrified and said NO.

So guess I am stuck with it, so any (clean) suggestions what I can do with it please - PS if any one wants it PM your address and I will send it FOC - only don't ask me what I am going to say to the post office clerk when they asks what's in the package

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Arfarfanarf · 04/12/2016 23:18

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glueandstick · 04/12/2016 23:18

That is ripe for a secret Santa gift.

BrickInTheWall · 04/12/2016 23:19

Hahahaha.. this is funny. I actually think this would make an awesome secret santa gift for work, where did you get it from OP? 😂😂

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 04/12/2016 23:19

You gotta do Secret Santa with it.

MrsDustyBusty · 04/12/2016 23:19

Well ebay it. Pretend you've got a plug to sell but send the unwitting buyer the penis. When they complain, send a plug and kindly allow them to keep the penis.

PenguinsandPebbles · 04/12/2016 23:21

I'm just here for the comments can't think of anything witty myself to say

But it's just brilliant!

Original poster
Oldsu · 04/12/2016 23:23

Got it from ebay Brick

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glueandstick · 04/12/2016 23:34

I love the idea of sending it to someone with something from
eBay. It could be the penis that travels the world at this rate- ending up in unsuspecting people's purchases. Like a chain letter but more amusing.

glueandstick · 04/12/2016 23:35

Perhaps it could have its own little log book to chart its progress.

EveOnline2016 · 04/12/2016 23:37

Schools are asking for donations this time of year. Lovely bit of bric and brack there.

grumpysquash3 · 04/12/2016 23:38

I can't see it very well. It is actually a normal bath plug with a redundant floating willy? Or is the willy meant to be the plug? How does that work? I have to ask this: why? Really, why is it a thing? !!!!
[it's quite funny though]

3BusyBabies · 04/12/2016 23:39

Wrap it up and give it to a friend anonymously. Xmas Grin

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 04/12/2016 23:39

I believe that standard MN advice for an unwanted penis is to "leave the bastard"

MrsDustyBusty · 04/12/2016 23:40

Ebaying nó longer useful husbands could actually be amazing.

Honeydragon · 04/12/2016 23:41

We lost the Mnet bear, maybe we could try again with a penis plug?

Iwannabelikecommonpeople · 04/12/2016 23:41

Is it a vibrator too? Wowzer! Shock

Honeydragon · 04/12/2016 23:42

Or have you got an egg. I keep my unwanted penis sheath on an egg.

To ask what I can do with an unwanted Penis
JellyBelli · 04/12/2016 23:45

Honeydragon thats the most disturbing thing I've seen all week. and I've seen some shit.

Honeydragon · 04/12/2016 23:47

Did you miss the thread where I used it to turn the dog into a unicorn? That was much more disturbing

altiara · 05/12/2016 00:00

Adult tomboys at the school Christmas fair Grin

altiara · 05/12/2016 00:00

Tombola not tomboys Blush

Agerbilatemycardigan · 05/12/2016 00:04

Breakfast 😂😂

LordRothermereBlackshirtCunt · 05/12/2016 00:05

Did you leave the seller feedback? I'd love to read that!

GiddyOnZackHunt · 05/12/2016 00:07

Wait until someone annoys you and you're going to a big town or city and post it to them with a mocked up delivery notice. Obviously from a made up company in a brown parcel.

Redesul · 05/12/2016 00:31

Drive out somewhere you wont be recognised and post it through some random persons door

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