To ask what I can do with an unwanted Penis

[Oldsu]

I sent off for a PUG bath plug and got this, seller is going to send me my pug but says I can keep the penis, I don't want it, offered to donate it to my DH charity shop, even said I would gift aid it - he looked horrified and said NO.

So guess I am stuck with it, so any (clean) suggestions what I can do with it please - PS if any one wants it PM your address and I will send it FOC - only don't ask me what I am going to say to the post office clerk when they asks what's in the package

I would genuinely love you to send it to me and more than happy to pay you for it. It would tie in beautifully with a running joke between me and DH (don't ask, involves items left by the owner in a bathroom at a b&b he stayed in recently for work), I'm making up a 'special' Christmas stocking for him this year and was looking for one more item to complete it, your plug would be perfect OP

Hidingtonothing message me your address and I will post it to you I like to think It would go to a good home

Hidingtonothing meant to say FOC,

LordRothermereBlackshirtCunt not until I get my Pug one

Loving the p(l)ug!

Thank you so much Oldsu, have PM'd you

OK, so I have resisted the penis-shaped cake mound and gone for the solar powered dancing Jesus Christ. ''Tis my Christmas present to myself.

Penis is going to a good home where it will be loved and appreciated

This thread has really cheered me up

Aaah, I love a happy ending

Secret Santa!! Xx

Glad to be of service, DH will be thrilled