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To be enjoying my norovirus weigh loss??

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BasinHaircut · 09/11/2016 16:05

I'm on day 3 of being 'ahem' symptomatic. Whilst I'm getting a bit fed up of feeling unwell,and effectively being in quarantine, I just got on the scales and am down about 5lbs!

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ihatethecold · 09/11/2016 20:35

I was ready to die when I got norovirus in May this year.
My digestive system still hasn't recovered properly.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

KC225 · 09/11/2016 21:29

Glass half full when your bowels are empty. Enjoy OP.

Matchingbluesocks · 09/11/2016 21:39

I have had nuro twice and think you can tell, with a good degree of accuracy, nuro from other bugs
One of the characteristics of nuro is that the bug withholds your normal digestion for about 12 hours before the vomitting starts- it does this so
It can hoard food for the vomit. Then the vomitting is characteristically violent- it does this go spread itself as far as physically possible. The first time I had nuro I filled a bucket in a minute or two with vomit containing food that should've passed through my stomach ages ago.

I've also never known dehydration like it (due to the violence of the vomming I guess)

Anyway I currently have a tummy bug and although it's grim i know it's not the nuro.

Still yanbu to appreciate the weight loss, I am also looking somewhat concave. High five!

QueenOfTheNaps · 09/11/2016 22:17

Wow bluesocks I love the reasoning behind it. It definitely is a really strong vom and now I understand why... I think that's why I felt like it was a big tube of vom because there was just so much of it.
It's a cheeky lil fecker

Matchingbluesocks · 09/11/2016 22:22

It's a really clever, efficient virus lol. Cheeky fecker indeed

bluetongue · 10/11/2016 04:34

Currently recovering from gastro (not noro) and can't stomach the thought of eating the foods I usually love. Hoping this might kickstart of bit of a change to my (terrible) diet!

BeautyGoesToBenidorm · 10/11/2016 08:37

It's the most violent kind of vomiting and diarrhoea I've ever experienced. My arse was like a tap for ages - I quite literally had no control over it. I had to sit on the toilet and be sick into the bath at the same time, as the force of it meant it came out at both ends. I thought I was dying, I was so ill. Poor DS1 was only a year old when he had it.

KondosSecretJunkRoom · 10/11/2016 08:45

YANBU. I'm with you.

I have fucking toothache. I'm losing weight with it. I imagine the true impact won't be revealed until all the cocodemol I've been taking losens its iron grip on my bowels.

KondosSecretJunkRoom · 10/11/2016 08:46

Loosens

PatrolPaw · 10/11/2016 09:08

I lost 2 stone after a tooth removal followed sharply by a vom bug...

Fun times

crashdoll · 10/11/2016 09:53

Can you come over and lick my fork or something? Too weird?! Blush

I'm having a huge and serious operation next year. I'm dreading it because it's risky but I know I'll lose a fuck tonne of weight. Every cloud and all that!

BasinHaircut · 10/11/2016 10:34

Maybe not noro then as I've only been 'sick' once, but as my stomach was empty nothing actually came out. The arse tap is still running after 4 days though Shock. And I've got an absolutely awful headache now that pills are just touching.

I'm trying to work from home but I'm really not in the mood.

Last 2 times I've had a d&v thing I've ended up in hospital to be dehydrated. One of those times I was 16 weeks pregnant. They both had the type of vomiting you are all talking about. Not nice. I do think I'm a bit sick-phobic though so I'm glad this time I've not been sick or obviously been hospitalised.

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BasinHaircut · 10/11/2016 10:36

*hydrated! They didn't dehydrate me!

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DontTouchTheMoustache · 10/11/2016 10:47

basin I'm recovering from exactly the same (was very sick but only once, then bum tap), it started a week ago for me but still having untrustworthy farts. I lost some weight but now I feel really bloated and desperately want it to go down as it's my birthday night out on Saturday (for my 30th no less) and I have a bodycon dress....

StartledByHisFurryShorts · 10/11/2016 10:55

Heh. Glad I'm not only one who thinks like. I've lost a bit of weight recently. Two week bout of the flu definitely helped. :)

BasinHaircut · 10/11/2016 11:44

donttouch hope you are ok by Saturday!

I'm meant to be going to a 1yo kids party but I will have to send DH and DS and stay away as i won't be 48 clear of symptoms (or only just).

I'm getting cabin fever now. Might chance a walk round the block later just to get out. Haven't been dressed since Sunday either!

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 10/11/2016 11:58

noro, like any other virus can affect some more than others. Some people are violently ill, some people merely feel very sick. I wish people got that viruses have different impacts of different people at different times.

op I hope you feel better soon.

MorrisZapp · 10/11/2016 12:03

Oh jeez, there's just nothing worse than sickness is there. I make involuntary wildebeest noises on the rare occasions that I vom, causing my household to lose sympathy.

I had d&v in early days of relationship once. Sharted in DPs bed. We need a new word for 'grim'. Hope anyone with this horrible illness recovers very soon.

Matchingbluesocks · 10/11/2016 12:15

Badbadkitten nuro does have specific characteristics. Not all virus' behave the same, although of course different immune systems deal with them in different ways

OhYouBadBadKitten · 10/11/2016 12:28

Norovirus as you know is a family of viruses - most common cause of tummy bug in the UK. Yes, the sickness tends to be more projectile vomiting, but I get frustrated when people are told that they can't have a particular illness because they aren't ill enough.

Interestingly those with type o blood seem to be more vulnerable to it.

QuimReaper · 10/11/2016 12:32

That is interesting Kitten, I'm a B Negative which is very rare, wonder if my apparent immunity is to do with that!

Isn't O the most common blood type though?

Matchingbluesocks · 10/11/2016 12:33

I've just a re read my post I'm sorry i completely missed punctuation Smile lol
I agree we can't really know the specific virus but at the same time
Not sure it's fair to say you'd need testing to confirm it- I know for sure when I have it. Mind you, I'm not one of those "I have a cold but it's flu" types Grin

ghostyslovesheets · 10/11/2016 12:35

I hear you

I was ill (same symptoms) on holiday last year - 5 days of no food, no wine and no swimming (all inclusive!) but I came back 5lbs lighter which was nice

BeyondReasonablyDoubts · 10/11/2016 12:36

Ah, my holiday pictures after I had dysentery...

Grin
RedStripeLassie · 10/11/2016 12:37

I lost a stone in a week with gastro enteritiS. Im always trying to shift a stone but I remember thinking at the time that even weight loss wasn't worth the pain and exhaustion.

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