AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

That sorry looking pile of after eights is supposed to be a tree? Good lord....

Wonky cake stands anyone? They just need straightening up.

Just need straightening up

Reminds me of those ridiculous eBay items you see - a manky old pram covered in years worth of mould and birdshit labelled "perfect, just needs cleaning".

So just clean the bloody thing then, preferably before taking the photo (or attempting to sell it)

After weeks of jealous watching I finally have one!!!!

Best thread ever.

Here are a few offerings...
£20 for a laminated countdown to Christmas print out.
£8 for a mug painted on with sharpies.
£4.50 for a personalised glitter bauble (spelled ball ball on the site).

I cannot stop. My local group is full of shit.

£4 (inc postage) for a personalised letter to Santa.
£12 for a Christmas eve bag.
£8 for an 'ickle bit of love' personalised tree ornament.

WHYYYYYY

Those lightbulb snowmen are kind of cute not for buying, but maybe to make at home with the kids

Personalised ball balls

I finally have something to share on this page. Firewood angel for £11 anyone?

I'm so proud of this thread!! Love all these finds they're unbelievable.

TooTooCarMoon formerly known as ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess

Getting back to that horrific dead "Mother" thingy: I genuinely thought it was a plastic pouch containing the deceased's ashes! After seeing the muck on this thread, it wouldn't be such a shock after all.

And you have my total support re.
The Desecration of Scrabble Tiles.

This thread has been hysterically hilarious - what a load of Christmas crap!

I thought the After Eights were Darth fucking Vader!

I thought the After Eights were Darth fucking Vader!

:o there's a pun in there somewhere

These little beauties popped up on my feed today - yours for £12 for the first two and a bargainous £20 for the long rose

Twenty quid for a rose nailed to a plank...

Not FB but our local 'craft shop'

£30 for a questionable bottle of perry and a some Ferrero Roche. Money well spent

But it does have a silver sprayed fir cone and silver balls!!

Glittery shit

Other shit

Say hello to FB's saddest Elf on a Shelf

You should get a discount for the silver fir cone. As to the silver balls, well, balls (silver or otherwise) just about sums up the whole thing

BuddahBelly the third pic in your post looks like something you'd stick in a grave 😱

I don't care how you wrap it up, a face cloth is still a shit present.

£2 for a paper cup with sweets!!!

Oooooohhhh!