AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

These turned up on my newsfeed... not sure if the "crafter" is serious

OMG, this thread is amazing. I love all this tat!

There's a woman at work who keeps trying to sell us her grown daughter's homemade tat. She showed us a picture and it was literally a wicker basket with sweets in like flumps, haribo, etc...with a ribbon and some cellophane wrapping. Absolute pisstake.

GrapesAreMyJam that's exactly like what this lady at work keeps trying to sell! Wondering if it's the same person lol

I didn't spot this, but made me laugh, my friend found this on a site

Cheating because its Ebay not FB but I know how much you guys love glittery shit and this really is a one off.

Description

"SPARKLE BABY!

Found these out a walk.
Cleaned them as per lots of experts instructions and then covered them in glitter.
They now smell like lavender laundry and are super girly.
Some spots of glitter thin at this point on the turquoise especially - please see photos.
Would be great on a wall - will hang nicely on a dainty nail or lovely for a table decoration etc etc.

BOOM."

Haven't managed to look at everything yet but this delight is being sold for £17
Nearly 20 quid for some chocolates, cardboard and pink ribbons

Bonglo!!

I actually really like those bird skulls but I have a weird fixation with such things.

£8.99 for an empty bottle covered in paper?? WTAF? They look bloody hideous. Would anyone really put them up as a decoration? My kids could do better.

And as for the 'scrabble' bottles words fail me...they are just ...urghgh

Oh lordy keep em coming they make me feel positvely talented

But pinot they're not just any old chocolates, they're ferreros

Lady, what must that seller have stumbled across to find 3 bird skulls 'on a walk'?!?!

I'm also a bit disturbed how they have taken lots of experts advice on how to clean them. Who knew there were so many experts in that particular field

OMH those baskets of bath crap
Really? Why just why? They look like the most 'I couldnt give a crap about looking for a decent present for you' presents ever. Who the actualy freak do you give a bath scrunchie and a tiny duck in a basket to at Xmas? There is just no rhyme or reason to put them in a basket!

Brain fry must stop looking at this thread!

Lady are those animal skulls?! WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. F**K.

Skulls that look strangely completely identical (apart from the glitter colour obv) obviously some cat has been busy

Is it wrong that I actually bloody love a ferrero rocher or ten I will take them from the box though thanks, not glue-gunned to oblivion with tissue paper and ribbon.

£6.50 (perfect teacher gift apparently!!)

Oh my god that Malteser Christmas pud looks like a big constipated shit with vomit on it.

Time for bed! Tomo is a new day huns!

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS FOR A FUCKING JUMPER ARE YOU SHITTING ME

The Malteser Christmas pud made me feel really quite gippy

The malteser put looks like someone puked on it! Dear God! Its just wrong in so many ways!

Creased sheet of stickers - Bargain at 50p........
why would you?

Seriously, would anyone in their right mind pay £20 for this?!

Ocsar!

Umm....

whatsthebigdeal Those Santas don't even have faces!