AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

Jumpers.
For bottles.

Mozfan - loving the typo at the top of that list of shit contents - a "humper" basket

How about these 6 for £25 or £5 each

Creepy elf box, anyone?

I have made Xmas cards but I only torture my family with them.

I was especially pleased with the Hellraiser "We will tear your wrapping paper apart" one I did for my brothers.
But no way would I sell them or inflict the horror on the rest of humanity.

Elf table legs. I'm ducking dying!!!!!

I'm crying looking at this thread! The chicken leg charms! The Christmas cards! These are my highlights.

The silhouette jam jars were very effective though. And the pebble people on a log were cute.

Is it bad that I want all these things

This is just weird.

How old are you why oh why?

They were popular in the 80's. With matching piss rugs to go around the bottom of the toilet. Boik.

You can get one that includes a cistern cover. The whole ensemble!

MIsmatching scrabble letter shite. Yours for only £10.

DPs Nan has Christmas toilet seat and cistern covers

Fuck me the chicken charm bracelet. I lost my shit.

This advent calender gift contains tea bags in the circles.

And of course we have the "looks better than in just a tin"

note the Chocolate wrappers on the side

Omg. I am actually crying at the Bros selection

This reminds me of the Christmas episode of Gavin and Stacey where Nessa and Dave coaches give everyone a small box for Christmas. Inside is one celebration

This is great. I follow a FB group called 'DIY on a budget'.supreme tat on there.

The whole thread has made me lose my shit. I have nothing like this on my local Facebook. Where I live everyone is very crafty and professionally quilt and hook rug etc which is really quite depressing.

Gunting I'm loving the maltesers sleigh!!

In fact, most of them do need a special kind of award!!

Yes! Yes! I've been waiting for something to appear on my FB wall and here it is - just £10.

The denim stocking and the chair covers at least appear to be reasonably well made.

Some of this is just pure shit.

Yes, I saw that plate and tried to imagine the thought processes involved in designing it