To LTB because he brought me Dairy Milk? (light-hearted)

[BowieFan]

DP did the shopping today (big mistake) and I asked him to pick me up a bar of nice chocolate. He knows I really hate Cadburys chocolate so what does he bring me? Fucking Dairy Milk.

I can't even look at him.

Dairy milk is my favourite. If my DH brought me Galaxy, I would lab!

Ltb obviously

It's your own fault. You should have been specific.

Do you watch game of thrones?
The bit when khal drogo pours the gold on Viserys Targaryen? I'd do the with the dairy milk....

Fruit and nut is my little guilty pleasure

LTB. Or ask him to pop to Aldi for some Choceur instead.

I always ask my DP to bring me back a surprise. I prefer savoury things to sweet. He usually brings me chocolate... I like chocolate but would rather crisps.

Definitely LTB!
DH went shopping a few nights ago and asked me what chocolate I wanted, I replied 'I don't know something like a mint aero or crunchie or summat'
He bought both...and diet coke...he is a wise wise man

My dp bought me malteasers today instead of dairy milk buttons... I nearly cried!

At least he got you something. If my gf went to the shops I can guarantee I'd get a big bag of fucking jack shit.

Point him in the direction of Lindt white chocolate - with the cream inside. If he bypasses it for Dairy Milk LTB.

DH was away and came back last night I bought him some of those M&S fizzy pig tails (that he inexplicably adores) anyway he was really late back and I had fallen asleep but left the sweets on his side of the bed. Getting into bed he exploded the bag, woke me up and filled the bed with sherbet. That is why I won't be buying him sweeties again PinkyPies!!!

Absolute madness, plain Dairy Milk Cadburys is food of the gods! Absolute King of choccy treats, although I'm pretty partial to a malteaser or the odd ripple. Definitely don't LTB, he's got wonderful taste IMO

DP has just said the potentially fatal words, "All chocolate's the same, isn't it?"

I've sent DS1 to get me some Galaxy from the paper shop. The only Cadburys chocolate I like is Bourneville and that's only if I can't get Lindt or Aldi's 70% cocoa one.

Cadburys make shite chocolate.

I would be disappointed too.

Blimey, in the good old days that would warrant being hung, drawn and quartered!

I think they should bring that back so that all the MN'ers could come and cheer as errant partners get their just rewards.

Though bourville? Really? Maybe it should be a double hanging....

To be fair, Bourneville means it's literally Defcon 5 and there's no other chocolate in a 20 mile radius. This has only happened once when we were snowed in and even then I considered making DP walk for some.

DS1 is back now. Slightly wet but with Galaxy in hand, so all is well. DP has been sent to his shed to repent for his sins.

You hate dairy milk? YABU

I used to quite like it, but ever since the Americans took over it's gone crap.

LTB

Send him out for Sainsbury's own brand White chocolate YUM

I always ask my DP to bring me back a surprise. I prefer savoury things to sweet. He usually brings me chocolate... I like chocolate but would rather crisps.

People who want a 'surprise' or 'don't mind' and then complain about what they get should be boiled in oil.

On I hate when mine does this. He should know by now what chocolate bars I don't like enough to be able to request a surprise chocolate bar. I also find if I request something specific, say a Bounty, I then get bought a Bounty every single time until I can't stand the sight of them anymore.

Actually in my current heavily pregnant state I've noticed he's taken to bringing back a selection of about 6 bars for me to choose between. Maybe I've had a few hormonal fuelled disappointed over reactions.

TaterTots

I agree there. DP has been with me long enough to know I don't like Dairy Milk though! He'd go mental at me if I brought him Foster's lager!

Shemozzle

That's DP's tactic once. I once mentioned the porridge he made me was really nice. What did I get every day for the next 6 weeks? Porridge. By the time we'd finished the box I was actively trying to find ways of discarding it before he'd noticed.