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We have a thread about hangover poo .......

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Notsoyummi · 11/10/2016 15:54

how about period poo omg I often have to stop and breath mid push the cramps are soo bad!

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Mishegoss · 11/10/2016 15:58

I'm speechless Grin

Crunchymum · 11/10/2016 15:59

Is your thread about hangover poo or period poo?

OohMavis · 11/10/2016 15:59

Period poo is not my favourite, I have to say.

DoesAnyoneReadTheseThings · 11/10/2016 16:00

I thought it was just me! Why does no one tell you about this stuff! They should put it on a card in the box of tampons!

Mishegoss · 11/10/2016 16:00

We're a poo based forum today 😂

WatchingFromTheWings · 11/10/2016 16:00

I always feel a stone lighter and less bloated after a really good period poo!

Lauracertain1988 · 11/10/2016 16:00

Hate that time of the month for that exact reason!

steppemum · 11/10/2016 16:13

one of my friends used to get really bad diarrhea with her period, apparently it is quite common, who knew?!

JinkxMonsoon · 11/10/2016 16:16

Progesterone levels are high during the second half of the menstrual cycle (from ovulation to the start of your next period). Progesterone acts like a muscle relaxant and makes the bowel sluggish.

It's the dropping of progesterone levels that triggers the bleed, and it also causes the bowel to start moving again. Hence period poo.

Here endeth today's biology lesson.

MadHattersWineParty · 11/10/2016 16:16

I am definitely rather 'upset' in the bowel department when I am on my lady-period Blush

I only realised that wasn't that uncommon when I read about it on here a year or so back!

Ladybird333 · 11/10/2016 16:23

I always have diarrhoea when I get my period. However today's poo horror was due to the beetroot I had for dinner last night. I caught a glimpse of the red bloodbath while I flushed and thought I must have shat out my guts.

Notsoyummi · 11/10/2016 16:24

Lol ladybird period poo is equivalent to pushing baby out of back passage

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Sparklesilverglitter · 11/10/2016 16:29

Lady period 😂 I'm sorry I don't know why but that made me giggle

Period poo is not great OP, the cramps ouch!

SurlyValentine · 11/10/2016 16:33

Hangover poo = mushy, scared to fart for about six hours afterwards.

Period poo = in the words of Rachel Green, "like trying to blow a St Bernard out your ass."

toffee1000 · 11/10/2016 18:39

They're fucking awful, aren't they?? They leave me feeling relieved yet exhausted.

ICancelledTheCheque · 11/10/2016 18:47

Period poos are the worst. It literally leaves me in searing agony Sad

TheTroutofNoCraic · 11/10/2016 18:48

Have you ever noticed that wave of heat that rushes through your body doing a hangover poo...like being hugged by a ghost. :)

IfartInYourGeneralDirection · 11/10/2016 18:50

Both love and fear the period poo. Always feel great after

NoTractorsAtTheTable · 11/10/2016 18:51

A friend of mine refers to period poos as being "so big, you're hungry afterwards" Envy

Couldn't quite look her in the eye after that revelation!

HateSummer · 11/10/2016 18:53

I agree OP! I also hate just before period poo. Horrible cramps.

I get weird poo cramps everytime I'm in TK Maxx, and drive home quickly to poop it out. I swear they have something in their air conditioning.

Dontpanicpyke · 11/10/2016 18:53

Lady period? Grin

CrazyDuchess · 11/10/2016 18:55

period poos as being "so big, you're hungry afterward"

That's fucking genius Grin

Laiste · 11/10/2016 18:59

I'm in the runny period poo camp.

So no big struggle to get it out, but there i am once a month wiping blood and shit all mixed up just loving womanhood Hmm

Turquoisetamborine · 11/10/2016 18:59

Why are you heavier during your period when you are pooing so much and losing blood??

Notsoyummi · 11/10/2016 19:22

Another of my least favourite is pasta poo urge can come on (suddenly)anytime after eating a big bowl of pasta I once stupidly decided on a 5 km walk around block after pasta halfway round I got the urge had to ring Dh to get me I was walking and clenching and sweating that was tough Dh reckons I should've gone in a field Blush

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