We have a thread about hangover poo .......

[Notsoyummi]

how about period poo omg I often have to stop and breath mid push the cramps are soo bad!

Lady period is what my dear Gran calls it

Notso a field???!!!!

Like a horse?!

God I love a period poo. I dislike pre period poos as I get a bit bunged up but then comes what is frankly the best poo of the month. It's been a high spot for over 25 years now.

I've got a chronic bowel disease. Every poo is a bad poo.

Period poos are agony.
I'd welcome gas and air to help me pass.
I've been in tears many a time with the pain.

Omg I never realised period poo was something other people had!!! His thread is outstanding!

Read this thread. Got cramps. Going for period poo. Cheers for that

I get really bad upset tummy around my period, awful!

Period poos are what my mother likes to call a "good clear out"

Several days of nothing then it all comes out in a woosh, blood mucus and poo rushing to escape at once.

It's heavy on the toilet roll too.

At least one of my children may have learnt swear words from me trying not to die doing a period poo, it's a horrid combo of feeling you're being stabbed up the arse along with shitting yourself inside out

Have been known to weigh myself pre and post, 2lb my record

Yes, period poo is hideous.

Oh god I've just finished my period and this morning I was kneeling on the floor bent double in agony with bowel cramps before I was ready to poo. It was agony. Hate the run up to period poo. The bowel cramps are far worse than period cramps.

feeling you're being stabbed up the arse

Poker-arse! I get this when I've got my period!!

"a good clear out"

Thats exactly what me and my friends call it!

The sort of poo where there is so much quantity that you fill up the bottom of the toilet! Im sure others can relate!

hatesummer I always need a poo at my parents' house. Don't know why but I'll go within half an hour of getting there. Every time.

If period poo had a noise it would be "BLAT"

Painful arse explosion the consistency and smell of cat food, is never finished, needs about 16 trips to the toilet in a couple of hours.

Camembertie must start weighing myself b4 and after!💩💩💩💩

My god. Now this thread is why I joined mumsnet. Take your packed lunch threads and stuff it somewhere other than your probably delicate ring piece.

I have had many a case of poker arse and it is bloody awful. Hard to explain to colleagues why suddenly you rise two inches off your chair with a gasp and a face akin to heart failure

I love this thread. I've found my people 💩

Same here. The bliss arrived yesterday!

I had the pleasure of simultaneously experiencing both last week. I crave red wine when it's that time and crickey I wished I had stopped at the one glass. Carnage.

You are my people

I get the stabby feeling too! Thought it was just me. Constipated before a period, then whoosh. Fun being a women eh?

Poker arse aka javelin arse. I went to A & E with the pain once, it was so bad . The dr was a bit at me trying to explain javelin arse symptoms in a polite manner. She gave me this anaethestic gel to squeeze up my back passage and it was complete bliss.....no more javelins until the next month

You think normal period poos are bad...try having IBS on top! It's like my bowel has the PMS, not me!!