Why the hell would you go to the press about this?

[flanjabelle]

www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/student-teacher-needed-emergency-surgery-after-getting-seven-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

Aibu to think this woman is somewhat unhinged for wanting this story to be public knowledge? What if her mum or dad reads it? Or her future employers?!

www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/student-teacher-needed-emergency-surgery-after-getting-seven-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

Ha lol I thought the same thing!

She'll lose her registration for that. Seriously. I know teachers who have been removed from the register for less. If she'd kept it private, no problem. But advertising it?!

well, given shes a student teacher, she just ruined her career!

And also ruined her arse hole!

As soon as I saw the heading of this thread I knew it would be about her!

On the one hand I think she was quite brave to admit it as a sort of public service announcement. (I seriously cannot believe I typed that).

On the other hand - WTAF.

And on the other hand maybe she is looking for a career in porn. Because that would certainly get the attention of someone or other.

I saw this story and figured it was a small bullet, lord knows how something that big got stuck up there! And using bbq prongs to try get it out?!

I guess if she loses her registration she'll have a promising future on Babe Station

She must have been broke and desperate for the cash.

We're meant to believe that this happened and she didn't notice? How slack is her arsehole ffs?

I have no idea. I hope they charged her for the ambulance. Being too drunk to drive is not a reason to call an ambulance - it's not a taxi service ffs!

Hahahaha!! Don't teachers have to have stupid privacy settings on FB etc to protect their image to parents and children? Surely this is the ultimate TMI when you work for a school?

**sorry meant stupidly high privacy settings

She got paid a few grand to tell the story with images. I guess she decided somehow that the money was worth more than having that associated with you forever.

Surely she would have felt it internally when she moved. It is a solid dildo, not a floppy bendy one. It must have been agonising pushing against her intestines!

She has a child. Imagine reading that about your mum

It wasn't as big as the dildo she posed with apparently.

I doubt she got paid enough to compensate for the loss of her teaching career before it even began.

Stupid idiot.

I just Assumed she was one month into teaching, decided it wasnt worth it but felt she couldnt just quit and disappoint her family, so did this to get sacked.

If people can take their entire families to pose for sad faces for the DM over a Tesco ready meal then I'm not surprised by this. I often wonder how some people manage in the world?

Surely she won't be able to continue as a student teacher after going public with this? There are really strict rules about what you can be associated with aren't there?

She must be thick as shit. Stupid woman. Compeletely ruined her career.

The photo is horrible!

I bet this is the highlight of the journalist's career

There is already a thread on this x

This isn't real, the back passage bends, there's no way she didn't feel a straight solid dildo that size up there, it would hurt regardless of how slack her arse is because it'ld be hitting a bend