Why the hell would you go to the press about this?

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www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/student-teacher-needed-emergency-surgery-after-getting-seven-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

Aibu to think this woman is somewhat unhinged for wanting this story to be public knowledge? What if her mum or dad reads it? Or her future employers?!

I can't find our remote control for love nor money, thank you op - I thought I'd looked everywhere.....

I don't think she is a teacher/trainee teacher. She seems to have an online shop and be trying to become a kind of brand.

DP on seeing me reading this story before: "Well at least she'll save on shopping bags, she can stick anything up there now."

His mind baffles me sometimes!

bowie that's brilliant

Oh, it was last Sunday she posted the story on her FB page, not this one just gone. Very surprised at her choice of tabloid to sell this story to. No-one up in our neck of the woods touches the Sun with a barge pole. (There's a pun in there, surely)

Yup, sold her soul. All fake shite.

No flange. Not safe.

This was in the metro about a week ago and my favourite line ever in a newspaper has to be from the sex Toy manufacturer lelo about safe anal fun "Apply enough lube to squeeze a manatee through a letterbox, and then apply more." Still makes me chuckle

Urgh did anyone else read that with their bum clenched? Or was it just me?

Years ago an A+ dick I was dating kept pushing to get back door access. Fair enough if it excites you but I wasn't at all interested. Eventually one night I said if you let me insert this vibrator into your butt, then I'll consider it.

It got stuck, inserted right up to the much too short battery compartment. Much panic, considered hospital but he was too embarrassed. Finally dug it out, and he went off the idea.

Only wish I'd known I could've gotten €12,000 to compensate for digging around his asshole.

Actually no I'm good - anonymous MN post is good enough!

It's seriously lacking in judgment to sell a story like this to the papers. It's the sort of thing that could easily ruin a teaching career.

But as for her claiming she didn't know it was there - I know someone who used to work in A and E, and apparently people who came in with stuff stuck up bums usually claimed that they'd accidentally fallen and landed on the object, or they didn't know how it could have happened.
You'd have to be freakishly unlucky to genuinely fall - while naked - and get a dildo or anything else stuck up your bum.

Why was she taken to Wrexham instead of Arrowe Park? And why did she need a camera down her throat when the dildo was stuck up her bum?

Maybe she felt that she was doing the public a service by warning of the consequences!!

I did read of a lad on his stag night who was badly injured when his "friends" put a bullet dildo up his bum, switched on. It ricocheted around inside him and perforated his bowel!

I especially liked the bit when they were searching the bed before arriving at the terrible conclusion that the dildo was MIA up her Gary. Priceless.

"FORK HANDLES, DID YOU SAY? FORK HANDLES?"

I wondered why she hadn't gone to Arrowe Park, too!

Woody how did they gain access to his bum without his consent? That is horrific. Were they prosecuted?

She wants to be on cbbc I reckon.

Not cbbc! CBb! As in celebrity big brother!

CBBC would not be good....

I'm most shocked about the 45-minute ambulance journey. Where was this hospital, Narnia?!

She's obviously aiming to carve out a career for herself on the tacky TV channels which start 900 and something, or to appear on Big Brother or similar crappy reality shows.

Stupid woman who will to anything for her 5 minutes of fame.

I'd be more embarrassed that she chose to go to the Sun about it.

God, I would NOT want someone that stupid teaching my kids!

I worked with doctors and people are always putting stupid stuff up their bums. Vibrators are nothing: small statues, bottles, vegetables. Hospitals make lists of the weirdest ones. A surgeon I know said by far the worst was a wine glass, bowl first. They tried their best but it still shredded the man's rectum.

I think the worst one I ever heard about was a rocket. As in a firework. It was in one of the local papers several years ago. Can't remember how long ago exactly now.

Young man on drunk night out thought it'd be funny to stick a rocket up his arse and get one of his mates to light it, with results that should have been predictable to anyone with half a brain cell.
One of his mates had even filmed the whole thing on his mobile and given or sold the footage to the local paper, who put the video on their website alongside the article.

A wine glass?