Or is this a major offence??? (Lighthearted disclaimer)

[AdmiralCLingus]

He ate all the dominos garlic and herb sauce while I went to get myself a beer. Wibu to smother him in his sleep????

YADNBU!

UWNBU!

YA definitely definitely NBU

*YWNBU!

He didn't even WANT pizza

(He's sulking because I was right about my car lights and he likes to think he knows everything there ever was to know about cars)

How did he possibly eat a whole tub of sauce in the time it took you to get to the kitchen and back!

It was a big one too. I hope his gluttony makes him sick

Because he's a pig!! The kitchen is virtually in the same room!! In the time it took me to open the fridge, pop the top of the beer and add some lime he destroyed 4 slices of pizza a day a whole tub of sauce 😯

Not a day AND a whole tub

That sauce is RANK!! He did you a favour!

My first ever LTB. There's no coming back from this.

LTB

It's gross - happy to save all ours up and send them to you!

YABU to want to eat it at all. That sauce looks like something my dog sicked up.

at all you heathens. The sauce is the best thing about dominos pizza. LTB.

Yeah, he definitely did you a favour. That stuff is fucking awful. Hellmans squeeze garlic mayo, otoh...

Fortunately I LTB three years ago, but he's had dd today and we -were- are still friends

We have garlic mayo in the fridge for all Pizza related emergency situations so YABU for not being prepared.

I'm so cross I can't even strikethrough

Tell me more about this hell man's mayo....

It's time to go no contact

No wonder you left him

I'm sure it isn't very Italian to put mayonnaise on pizza.

Man it's good stuff - I haven't bought any for ages but our Tesco used to sell it...

Hats off to you for being able to share a pizza with your ex - the only thing I'd want to share with mine would be a blunt implement...

the only thing I'd want to share with mine would be a blunt implement

Don't be giving her ideas!