Or is this a major offence??? (Lighthearted disclaimer)

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He ate all the dominos garlic and herb sauce while I went to get myself a beer. Wibu to smother him in his sleep????

I'll do it for you OP. grin
^were

Now I can't make a grin!

YABU

If it were Papa Johns special garlic sauce that would be a different issue!

An ex is an ex for a reason.

This reason.

There are no words.... LTB next time we meet up, we will get a super sized garlic dip each and send him back one slice of pizza without any!!!!

wasp he's tolerable in small doses where there is multiple escape routes. For him not me. He's come close to being bludgeoned several thousand times

I need to go find this garlic sauce. That's tomorrow sorted if it's still raining!

Our local independent pizza place make their own garlic mayo. If had been that then it would be a whole different thread. I'd be asking for bail from prison...

Is this really someone you want around DD?

damask i'm starting to wonder if this kind of behaviour is acceptable to have around a young impressionable child....

benguins I think we should just take photos of ourselves eating it and send him them. And a goat in a woolly jumper

YWBU not to, it's pillow over the head - otherwise you're enabling him and he will only escalate

What if he inflicts this behaviour on another woman??? I'm doing the world a favour

Exactly, who wants a sauce pest

I use to work at an independent pizza place/ chip shop. Customers use to go crazy for our own garlic mayo and ask how we made it. They seemed disappointed when I told them I literally just crushed garlic and mixed it with mayo
Use to be one of my favourite tasks as my hands would smell like garlic for days and I love it

Back on track- how long is your kitchen that someone can eat 4 slices of pizza and seemingly drink (no other explanation for it) a tub of dip while you walk across it and back?

The fridge is about 4 foot from the sofa. Or living room is kind of open plan with the kitchen. He's not human

LTB, god what a hideous tragedy

Luckily for me I'll never have to LTB over this, my DH doesn't like it