I need help - I think I have killed someone's

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Plant - I forgot to water my colleagues plant while she was on leave.

This is a blatent not AIBU. Apologies.

I brought it home and thought it might "come back to life".

It hasn't

She asked as soon as she got back where it was - she's quite attached to it.

ARGH please identify it so I can replace it?!

TIA

Say it was stolen

I have told an elaborate lie which I further embellished today

Yep - that's dead.

Could it fall out the window?

A job well done

Maybe it was dead when she gave it to you and wanted to pull your leg

Murderer

Looks as if your friend is a Mumsnetter ^

It's so dead I haven't a clue what it is. I mean was.

Take it a garden centre

And ask for one the same - but not dead?

Thats not dead. Its just in need of a holiday of its own.

Fresh topup of compost, light trim, warm sunny but not too bright windowcill, time!

I buy all the unloved 10p plants at Homebase/ B&Q and nurture them.

It's very dead! I think it might have been a nerve plant though? nerve plant

X post with flouncy who's clearly a much better gardener than me

Looks like something out of Harry Potter

I am not sure if it's a nerve plant

It does look similar.

the veiny bit at the front looks like a pitcher plant

That's not dead, it's just thirsty.

Only kidding, it's dead really .

Did it eat bugs?

Can we have the details of the elaborate lie please?

Omg def not pitcher plant

Could it have been one of these? www.waitrosegarden.com/plants/_/tradescantia-green-hill/classid.2000027706/

I think it looks like a nerve plant too. There are many strains. Try google images polka dot plant for a same family variety.

It's not dead, it's pining for the fjords.