Been with DP a year, happily cohabiting. Cooked him his favourite tonight, steak - not the first time I've cooked it for him.
Imagine my dismay and disgust when he mixed tomato ketchup and mayo and dipped in his perfectly cooked medium rare steak.
I must have look appropriately horrified as he said 'what?! It's been a year now so I feel I can do this in front of you'.
Can I LTB?