Wankpuffin - best word ever!!

[IamnotaStepfordHousewife]

Aibu to have just learnt the best word ever on another thread and want to share it with you all. I give you 'wankpuffin'. Come and share your favourite words ever. Also wankbadger.

Nah wankbager works because badges are seedy counts, puffins are innocent and naive so it didn't work

*doesn't

Knobjockey. Always liked that.

Wankstain. TBF anything with wank in it is funny.

Wankbadger , asshat and shitehawk here for top 3.

Cockwomble

I am very fond of both badgers and puffins so I won't be adopting those words. Wombles, though, I can take or leave.

What is a wankpuffin? When should I use this expression?

Cockwomble - is this a wombling cock?

What a wankpuffin - aimed at something or someone

I like thundercunt. And shitehawk.

Arsecrisps, twatflaps or twunt...

To elaborate on DeathByMascara

Cock gobbling thundercunt.

I like the improvised version of cockwomble: cuntwomble.

But if I'm honest, I like any word that has 'cunt' as it's my favourite 'naughty' word...

I have a love for that word too. How about cuntpuffin?

Ive always rather liked fuckwit personally.

I like arsebuckets as a general "oh bother" kind of expression

Wankbadger and cocklodger are my favourite MN words

I've always used cuntwipe.

Just choked on my g&t laughing so much. I love cocklodger.

Oh and spunkbucket. And YY to what DeathByMasacra said.

CuntMuffin

I think these are shit. What's wrong with plain, direct cunt?

Chuffweasel

"Cuntwipe" is far more dismissive than "cunt"

I watched Heathers for the gazillionth time the other night and only noticed 'Axe Wound' for the first time. :o