Wankpuffin - best word ever!!

[IamnotaStepfordHousewife]

Aibu to have just learnt the best word ever on another thread and want to share it with you all. I give you 'wankpuffin'. Come and share your favourite words ever. Also wankbadger.

I got deleted by HQ for saying 'knob jockey'

《Hides in the corner》

Just as an off the cuff phrase, or was it directed at someone Lavender?

lemon it was directed at a cold caller (phone) who threatened to come and arrest me if I didn't do his survey

Well then, that seems entirely justified!

Dicksplash.

Thank you lemon I thought so too. Alas MNHQ didn't agree!

It's a bit tame but I've always liked smeghead

Fucknugget & wankcannon are both good. Lovin' the puffin though

I'm not sure if I get the context

HATE "cunt wipe" - that's just disgusting. And I love to slip in a "cunt" every now and again. But the "wipe" - that's a swear too far!

I'm afraid I'm a traditionalist. I'm happy with bastard, bollocks (a quiet cunt) and all the old faves. I do love mumsnet for giving me "Bridezilla" though. I'd not heard that one before I came on here! (sorry that it's not rude enough for this thread!)

I'm now 50 and Gobshite has served me well over the years. Lovely descriptive, rounded word, beautiful to say, can be used in any context;
Partner pissing me off = gobshite
Cute gobby kid = gobshite
Person that bought my last house = gobshite
Neil Hamilton = gobshite
Even
Tony Blair = gobshite

Gobshite is an all rounder