My face seems to get wider/bloatier and my eyes smaller. This is not a good look as I have quite pointy angular features and thin lips.
I get dark circles under my eyes.
My face either looks very pale or red and blotchy.
My thighs get big, but that's about the only place (apart from my bump).
I'd like to be a round faced rosy cheeked blooming mother to be with lots of thick pregnancy hair and floaty dresses. Am I being unreasonable to want to fucking bloom?