I TOLD you all, i WARNED you about this light frickin hearted thing

[BrendaandEddie]

Unless we stand up to this menace, will we have tickers, people signing off posts with frickin KISSES and the word ' hubby' and ' LOS' used.

dons battle dress

Senpai

MN makes me feel so #blessed.

So it's not just me that cringes at the 'we feel so blessed' comments on fb?

Trills I will have to tip of NM about TW unfortunate beige clothing malfunction, they might take it up so it can no longer be shown on MN. posted it myself before so am guilty of keeping it alive, too

How can you moan about the smileys when you are the biggest GIF fanatic on here

Could someone enlighten me about tickers please? (Feeling dim...)

'Lighthearted' is shorthand for 'please don't leap on me and beat me with a stick while yelling about first world problems', though. Kind of. And that doesn't fit in a thread title.

I like to think of it as like wearing a crucifix to ward off vampires.

You think lighthearted is bad, I came across another parenting forum that was all about babies and children. If you posted about said babies or children you had to alert everyone with a 'pg mentioned' or 'baby mentioned' title so no one was offended by your talking about babies and children on a babies and children forum

I'm new round here but even I was a bit at a 'really lighthearted' in a thread title.... Really?

Anyone who frequents the litter tray (not the actual litter tray you understand) knows that it's bastardcat1 and bastardcat2 etc. Because cats are not deserving of the d prefix.

Hth hun x

Maybe we could have rainbow coloured word art and Vegas-style flashing frames for posts.

Well I'm not clever enough to do those emoti whatsits. I am rather partial to a though.
I think it's quite useful if a thread title says Lo or similar. Saves me the bother of opening it and being hunned.

Awww, are you OK bab? R u avin a bad day?

Awake - tickers count down to things, or up from things.

The last bits of my post above are things you might see on tickers - but without the rainbows, unicorns & lorry loads of glitter .

I remember reading about a DHamster once....

SantasLittleMonkeyButler you forgot

#excitedaboutsanta #cantwaitforlittleonesfaces

Oh no. Please forget I ever asked the question....!

(3h 35 min since I got out of bed this morning. It's still early morning as far as I'm concerned. I can't deal with this!!!)

I don't mind the emojis. But I do wish I had this one for Facebook.
I usually use MN faces but sometimes you need the others.
Like when I give you a chill pill 💊 hun xxxxxx

The fucking emojis are finishing me off. I just can't be arsed to MN any more. is all we need.

I suppose 'lighthearted' is in the back if 'the po'.

Couldn't be arsed with that either.

How refreshing to see soupy though!

Pdlomabmwaswyafwp

New abbreviation for aibu

I feel blessed to have thought of that.

Down with this sort of thing

reni2 .

Oh no hunny, you need to buy some expensive, not-proven-to-work, aloe shit to turn your life into non-stop rainbows and unicorns. Then once you're a bot you'll just lolz at all the plebs. Xx