Does anybody actually know in RL any
Loo brush hating
Ct using
LTB for breathing
Call the police for anything
MIL loathing
FB boasting
Benefit cheating
Inconsiderate parking twats
Or do I lead a very dull life? 
Lighthearted before anyone yells
And I've still not got my head round Chav being offensive but not ct
Any more to ad to my people that I do not know?