To stir cayenne pepper into my peanut butter?

[MrsBertMacklin]

So sick of people at work nicking my peanut butter - I have NOT eaten 2 jars in a month.

Fuckers.

Yes, I could put it in my desk drawer, but why should I?

DO IT.

Or laxatives...

They might not make the link between the PB and having the runs with laxatives - I want a clear message-sending device.

Something vile tasting, obviously foreign to the PB, that won't cause an allergy or illness is what I need.

You could mix in some food colouring maybe? I saw that tip on another forum - but to stop people pinching weird coloured milk.

Regarding the instant reaction I reckon cayenne pepper might be quite nice, like a satay sauce. Maybe half a tub of bisto or pack of stock cubes stirred in would do it. Or just completely overload it with plain old salt.

Soy sauce?

Fucktonne of salt sounds like the right solution. And a very small note stuck inside the lid: next time get your own, you thieving shit.

Another possibility is the liquid you buy to stop kids sucking their thumbs. Haven't tried it myself, but by all accounts, it tastes pretty foul (and is harmless) www.amazon.co.uk/Thum-Liquid-Stops-Sucking-Biting/dp/B0015TJPW4

I think it'd be gorgeous with cayenne so might nick even more.

YABU. That sounds lovely!

Maybe try horseradish?

I eat peanut butter with Mexicana chilli cheese. It's gorgeous. Cayenne mixed in sounds nice!

Wouldn't it stop you eating it though , if you spiked it?

Another one thinking Cayenne would be quite nice in pb. Sorry!

I put a shit ton of salt in my jam at work, never figured out who it was but they stopped eating my stuff.

Oh how I wish I had seen their reaction though.

Buy Chilli Peanut Butter it's good.

hot sauce with some chilli smashed into it plus loads of salt

Keep it in your drawer.

Salt, definitely, and stir it well in. I'd say fish sauce but the smell would give it away.
I told a friend about food colouring in her milk and it worked. Blue, black or green - they all looked pretty minging.

Try cinnamon, loads of it so its like eat a spoon of cinnamon.

Put it in another jar and label it " Stool Sample"

I'd be tempted to make it an actual stool sample of the feline or canine variety.

YABU, peanut butter is grim, Nutella all the way

Taliz that,s a great idea my dog has peanut butter coloured stools lol

Tis gross, but it'll teach em getting a mouth full of shit.

Vinegar? Or lemon juice?

You can buy a Nutella jar lock on eBay for £10. Maybe you can decant your peanut butter into a Nutella jar each time and use the lock at work. Least then they would know you know and you will get to eat your food yourself.

Joys of pregnancy- I'm actually considering trying this.

I really wanted peas mixed with icecream before, but held back...

Put toothpaste in it.