To stir cayenne pepper into my peanut butter?

[MrsBertMacklin]

So sick of people at work nicking my peanut butter - I have NOT eaten 2 jars in a month.

Fuckers.

Yes, I could put it in my desk drawer, but why should I?

I'd be adding some soy sauce, crushed garlic, a little coconut cream and some sambal badjak. But that would not stop people from eating it, quite the reverse...

I thought that you were planning to add it for extra flavour by the title! That thumb nail biting stuff would be your best bet IMO. That is disgusting! Though salt would work too...

Peanut butter theft is serious but to knowingly taint such a glorious substance rendering it useless to all ......
Poor poor peanut butter.