he owes me big time

[bikingintherain]

Just went into the cupboard to discover that DH ate the last Double Decker.

I don't want to be accused of drip feeding so let me give you some context.....

IT WAS MINE!

He ate three out of the four. We live overseas, this is not easily fixed.

LTB....

... and find a MUCH better hiding place next time

It's a good job it wasn't a boost. There would be no question in my mind.

Apparently being sorry and him not knowing it was important to me should be enough.

I pointed out that this does not bring it back.

OMG - LTB
Come back to UK and have as many as you bloomin' well please, when ever you want!

the filthy rotten swine!!

There would be murders here. I'm 32 weeks pregnant and DH scoffed theist of my revels the other night. He replaced them sharpish though.

What are you going to do o get your revenge?

Theist - the rest!

I'm afraid you have no choice but to kill him to death. It was obviously his choice for his last meal.

YADNBU.

LTB

Kill him with fire. It's harsh, but it is the only way he will learn.

Double Deckers are the trash-snack of the Gods. He has upset the natural order.

So he's had three and you've had one so for equality you need another two. You say it's hard to get hold of them where you live so I think you should tell him he needs to buy two double deckers for you. How he does that is his problem but he has to do it so the next time he thinks about eating your double decker the memory of how difficult it was to get hold of them will make him think twice.

Either that of LTB

or not of

Bastard! I'm on day 5 of my diet, or I was before I read this. I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a double decker now! I blame OP's dh for my fat arse.

whats a double decker? Where can I get one?

You snooze you lose!
You should have eaten it (unless he ate all three in one sitting)
;)

YANBU!

Then again was I UR to eat my DH skittles when I TOLD him to take them to work with him or I'd end up eating them. He knows I can't stop eating whilst on maternity ha!

I was going to say what SDTG said

DH knows that my chocolate stash is sacred and that if he pulls that on me I'll feed his stuff to the kids then leave them with him to deal with the sugar rush

YANBU

He needs to move mountains to fix this

I was just sat eating with family and gazing into the middle distance. DH wanted to know what I was thinking about and my genuine answer was the episode from friends where someone eats Ross' sandwich.

......my sandwich.... MY SANDWICH !

Oh and fundraiding I particularly enjoy them with a cappuccino. Dip the double decker into the froth and slightly the hot coffee so it just very slightly melts. Repeat.
Sorry cuntryliving that's probably not helpful.

@vocationalgoat

will get my ass to the closest corner store.

I thought I was a seasoned UK resident by now, been here 10 years...and still I learn something new everyday.

I'm sprry dpuboe deckers are foul he's done you a favour .. however if it was a twix my eyes would shoot red later beams!

Speaking as a man, so all you ladies better listen, maybe he was saving you from the calories because he's nice and thoughtful.

dons flame shield nd runs like someone who's nicked a Double Decker

"Borrow" his bank card and buy a safe too.
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