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Am AIBU to be scared about Jeremy Corbyn?

58 replies

KanyeWestPresidentForLife · 13/09/2015 02:52

Conservative HQ sent me this earlier. I thought that was quite a restrained and reasonable response, but I've since heard that he wants to make swiping left on Tinder compulsory. WIBU to swipe right even if someone is not wearing a vest?

Am AIBU to be scared about Jeremy Corbyn?
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CheeseandGherkins · 13/09/2015 02:54

I don't know. More importantly, how did you even find that email, among the 10,000 you have in your inbox?

Pantone363 · 13/09/2015 03:09

Your family's security

YOUR FAMILYS SECURITY

Corbyns gonna get you. Come Monday morning children the country over will be singing playground songs about Corbyn coming up the garden path to eat you.

Mistigri · 13/09/2015 08:07

It's utterly hilarious that the Tories can simultaneously think he is "unelectable" and that "HE MUST BE STOPPED!!1?!!111"

sanfairyanne · 13/09/2015 08:20

He eats children

Be afraid

Be very afraid

GudrunBrangwen · 13/09/2015 08:32

Never heard of the source they are quoting? Surely they have taken whatever he said completely out of context?

someone fill me in.

GudrunBrangwen · 13/09/2015 08:34

Oh right a tragedy that the guy didn't stand trial. Well of course. Trust the tories to twist that for their own scare tactics - reminds me of the UKIP garbage we got through the door a few months ago.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/09/2015 08:39

oh wow! They are afraid of him. Ace!

Egosumquisum · 13/09/2015 08:41

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SinisterBumFacedCat · 13/09/2015 08:42

He looks a bit like an owl in that picture

badgerknowsbest · 13/09/2015 08:42

Your inbox would give me the rage.

HamaTime · 13/09/2015 08:44

I think people should be put on trial too.

In other news, since 2010 the government has sold £735 million of arms to countries blacklisted by the UN for using child soldiers. They are hosting an arms fair next week. Fuckers.

godsavethequeeeen · 13/09/2015 08:49

hama it's at Excel in docklands isn't it.

ifiwereuidhatemetoo · 13/09/2015 08:50

I think he is cunt with fucked up views. God help all of us if he gets in.

SouthWestmom · 13/09/2015 08:51

I received that too despite being a member of the Lib Dems. Having looked up the sources quoted I am impressed at the dedication to spinning the Tories have.

HamaTime · 13/09/2015 08:53

Yes. It's the worlds biggest arms fair apparently. What a shitty thing to have 'world's biggest' of.

Devilishpyjamas · 13/09/2015 08:53

Check under the bed - he'll be hiding there..

Aridane · 13/09/2015 08:54

'a cunt' - really, ifIwere?

SillyStuffBiting · 13/09/2015 08:54

'Mon the revolution!

Devilishpyjamas · 13/09/2015 08:55

The daily mail is looking like a private eye parody this morning. Unfortunately my MIL some people will still take it seriously.

GudrunBrangwen · 13/09/2015 09:05

Osama Byn Corbyn Grin

Prettyinblue · 13/09/2015 09:05

I'm really scared that he might have integrity. We all know how dangerous that trait is.

Fantasyland · 13/09/2015 09:06

FFS Corbyn said ' it was a tragedy he was killed rather than not being placed on trial '

The Tories look ridiculous trying to say great vote him in as leader he will never win the election and now they are misquoting his quotes saying he is a threat to families as if he is a serial killer!

The rich Tories are very scared that a fairer society means they won't get away with the shit they have keeping them very rich and powerful whilst the poor starve

MrsJorahMormont · 13/09/2015 09:10

I think the poster is very restrained actually. I mean, c'mon, where are the horns? They could have given a cheeky hint of tail over his shoulder.

Maybe they should send out cardboard Corbyns in the post. When you open the envelope there could be a puff of sulphur and a forked tongue could slide out between his lips...#beafraid

After 'Thatcher the milk snatcher' they'll have their top minds all three of them working on a similar Corbyn slogan. Maybe 'Gorbin' Corbyn!' with a picture of a giant JC shovelling small children into his mouth.

Egosumquisum · 13/09/2015 09:14

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CJCreggsmyhero · 13/09/2015 09:18

Slowly over the years I have become a... Tory.

I thought the change was conplete, I thought that I'd lost all my youthful socialist tendencies and then this morning I read the Telrgraphs list of JC's manifesto. And I agreed with a lot of them.

I am so scared. I think that JC will turn me back into a SOCIALIST! ShockShockShock

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