To hate posters who type "don't get me started on..."

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Well, not the posters themselves, but it really irritates me.

It's like we have to tip-toe around that particular poster lest they explode in a volcano of self-righteous fury.

I hate the ones who say 'it boils my piss'

That as well scoop

Ooh don't even get me started on posters who boil my piss!

Hate "Talk me down"

I can't stand those who police MN and tell posters they've posted in the wrong topic. Or those who post with a teensy mistake and then correct that mistake in another post. And don't get me started on those who correct others

Also starting to hate the odd ....'anywho' slipped in for effect

I hate anyone who mentions penis beaker. And ironic posters, they really boil my itching piss gums.

Or is it teeth? Anyhoo I am just a lurking first time poster so be gentle and don't flame me.

Off for a wee and re fill my wine glass. Yes that's right! Wine on a Wednesday! I am a binge drinker.

'Anyhoo' sorry

Also dislike posts that begin....

'So....I was'....

yabu. I love everybody here except the people who disagree with me, I can't stand them.

I irrationally hate 'Fast-forward to...' See it all the time on here. And I hate hate hate 'makes my teeth itch!'.

I hate it when people say "Oh and I..." Because it's always some attention seeking bollocks. Like "oh and the senior consultant said..."
"Oh and dh has a PhD..."

Fuck off with your "oh"s. Like the entire point of your post wasn't attention seeking or stealth boasting.

Bah.

Oh blimey, just don't get me started..... !!!

I particularly dislike 'meh' - so often used to be really rudely dismissive of something a pp has posted.

they really boil my itching piss gums

Fabulous travertine, I might start using that one

Schnoo, I thought I was the only one who hated fast forward to. I wish that expression would die.

Long story followed by 'queue me telling her where to go/falling over the Lego/having a heart attack...'

It's cue, not queue. And it still sounds naff even if you spell it properly.

You lot are making me laugh!

However I am NOT snorting coffee through my nose!

I'm snorting coffee through my nose while my piss is boiling. Oh, and my teeth are itching. Don't get me started on my gums!

anyhoo ? lolll Not come across that but I think it would grate reading that too often

Belleview

Have my very first.... Nah, I'm gonna save it for later.

I'm chuckling here (not pissing myself laughing natch). Now natch really fucks me off!! I think it's short for 'naturally' but I might be wrong.

Can't stand 'AIBU ....... in thinking or to think'.... I see it all the time and find it really bloody irritating.

Wow. Just wow. Anyone who posts this sounds like a twat.