To hide the crumpets?

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The shopping just arrived, I feel I should hide the warburtons crumpets. The other night DH ate last two - but used light salad cream on them instead of butter (well, buttery spread in this house)!!
It's just wrong, such a waste of a good crumpet. I still haven't got over him putting tomato purée on them for the kids and now that's the only way they'll eat them. Whatever happened to just enjoying your crumpet with a bit of butter on?

SALAD CREAM?

LTB.

Butter and melted cheese.
Never 'butter like spread'!

Butter only.

but if you have to have other things, you could make eggy bread with them. Delicious, but not quite as good as proper buttered crumpets.

Lemon and lime marmalade also good. I have some lemon curd to try next on my crumpets

Proper butter and strawberry jam.

That is all.

Peanut butter for me

Real butter, a slice of cheese and crumpets? what crumpets?

Uurrrr Rubbery fuckers.

You can hide them from me.

Pesto and cheese :)

I would suggest you tell him where to put his crumpets with their salad cream but he might do it . . .

Not that you are much better, OP, and you know it - butter and nothing but, please.

Bovril? It is made of rancid used axle grease to which a secret ingredient is added to make it seriously nasty. Contraryish is there a branch of Bovrillers Anonymous anywhere hear you?

No salt butter and chunky bitter marmalade. It's the law.

YANBU. I live in a stupid fucking country that only imports sunblest crumpets. I'm not sure DH even knows they exist because I hide them so well

However, I just state that Philly is by far the most superior topping, closely followed by lashings of actual proper butter

Funny thread.

I like just butter, not faux-butter (Really, OP!!), just plain salty butter and whisked out of the toaster and buttered quickly so they can never be rubbery fuckers (RatOnna) by the time I eat them.

Defo hide them. However yabu because they do need butter and then when it's melted, more butter on top....mmmm.

DH puts cheese on top of his, sometimes with marmalade. This is WRONG.

Salted Lurpak on Warburtons is the only way to eat a crumpet.

Rat - you've never had a properly cooked crumpet! They aren't rubbery if you grill 'em for long enough - then they're lovely and crispy.

A rubbery crumpet is an undercooked crumpet.

I am a cheese topper.

Toasted crumpets, butter, marmite and poached duck eggs - lunch of the Gods!

Salad cream? Tomato purée? Kill him with fire.

Some of you people don't deserve crumpets. Pass them over here.

M&S crumpets are very good though.
President salted butter is the only way to go.

butter and cheese!!

Can't believe no one has mentioned butter and honey.

And yes, it must be proper butter. Shame on you.

Even properly cooked (for DS1 and DH) they have the most unpleasant texture on my tongue I have ever experienced. I maintain they are narsty.

Crumpets and Nutella! Yum! Or, on a more serious note, Crumpets and Sainsbury's Hazelnut and Chocolate Spread made with sustainably sourced palm oil. Apparently Nutella are Monkey Murderers according to DD.

Ohhhh yes, debbie - butter and honey, dripping stickiness with every bite.