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Original poster

to let dp think this text was genuine

30 replies

TheoriginalLEM · 17/04/2015 21:55

So have been sending flirty texts to each other. I was at work and he asked for a picture in a compromising position shall we say.

Quite frankly couldn't be arsed so sent the following :- Notice from virgin: the attachment has been removed due to its obscene nature. please refer to terms and conditions.

He is now alternating between wanting to know what on earth the pic was and worrying that the pic police have confiscated it Grin

OP posts:
MammaTJ · 17/04/2015 21:58

Ha ha ha ha ha!

YANBU! This is too funny to spoil too soon!

my2centsis · 17/04/2015 21:58

Grin I think this is great!!

cookiefiend · 17/04/2015 22:01

Genius!

Original poster
TheoriginalLEM · 17/04/2015 22:02

well yes and i wouldn't want
him to feel daft .......ffs. HmmGrin

OP posts:
Finola1step · 17/04/2015 22:03

Fabulous

ArabellaStrange · 17/04/2015 22:04

LEM you are awesome. How about dropping hints, well, you know, we did have a cucumber in the fridge...

penny13610 · 17/04/2015 22:04

Laughed 'til my eyes watered

Please let him believe it was genuine, for ever

Original poster
TheoriginalLEM · 17/04/2015 22:09

arabella - i had led him to believe something similar. Blush

am now waiting for him to realise that our phone contracts are with Vodafone and not virgin (which I didn't realise myself at the time -ooops)

OP posts:
gamerchick · 17/04/2015 22:10

Brilliant, keep it up man Grin

WorraLiberty · 17/04/2015 22:16

Haha! Pretend you threw your back out too Grin

RedDwarfPosse · 17/04/2015 22:17

That is genius!

I used to get so tired of the 'send me a sexy pic' requests when we lived apart and having a long distance relationship, only seeing each other once every 2-4 weeks.

Despite the provocative texts I was actually sat in my ugly pj's, with my hair all over the shop, eating monster munch with yeti legs/fanjo/armpits (why bother wasting a good razor? I'll wait until I see him again!)

The excuses I had to think of to not have to 'glam up' for a sexy pic - I never thought of this!

drinkscabinet · 17/04/2015 22:25

LOL this is brilliant. Especially the Vodafone drip feed.

monkeysox · 17/04/2015 22:27

Love it.

RusticBlush · 17/04/2015 22:29

Excellent! I need to do this Grin

ArgentinianMalbec · 17/04/2015 23:02

Brilliant!!!!! Grin Esp the voda bit. Genius!

OVienna · 17/04/2015 23:04

My DH wouldn't sleep for a week after that.

hidingfromthem · 18/04/2015 00:06

class.

viva100 · 18/04/2015 00:40

You have my utmost respect, OP Grin

Original poster
TheoriginalLEM · 18/04/2015 10:33

He seems to be checking his phone a fair bit!!

OP posts:
JigsawsAreAllLittlePieces · 18/04/2015 10:57

THAT is inspired. Grin

SuffolkNWhat · 18/04/2015 10:58

Very nicely done ????

cozietoesie · 18/04/2015 10:59

You rotter, LEM. Grin

HellKitty · 18/04/2015 11:07

Genius!!!
I had a text of an arse sent to me once during early dating days. I was proper freaking out when he sent the uncropped version - it was the bend in his knee Grin

starsandunicorns · 18/04/2015 11:08

Hehe Grin love that hes not worked out you with vodafone and not virgin

Sallyingforth · 18/04/2015 11:13

If he does query the virgin bit say
"Oh no! I must have copied it to as well!"