So have been sending flirty texts to each other. I was at work and he asked for a picture in a compromising position shall we say.
Quite frankly couldn't be arsed so sent the following :- Notice from virgin: the attachment has been removed due to its obscene nature. please refer to terms and conditions.
He is now alternating between wanting to know what on earth the pic was and worrying that the pic police have confiscated it 