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To be unaware there is such a thing as tentacle porn?

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Orangeanddemons · 17/04/2015 17:36

Somehow (I have no idea why) we were talking about octopus and squid at work. Then some bright sparks pipes up with the above, and googled it onhis phone.

The pictures were not nice. I accept that I'm pretty vanilla in sexual matters, but HOW can anyone actually enjoy this?

I needed to lie down in a darkened room after this

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LindyHemming · 17/04/2015 17:37

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flora717 · 17/04/2015 17:37

There's not enough brain bleach for the dark alleyways of the internet.

chickenfuckingpox · 17/04/2015 17:37

im not googling it..............probably

SaucyJack · 17/04/2015 17:38

Hentai I believe it's called.

GlacindaTheTroll · 17/04/2015 17:38

Rule 34 - if it exists, there IS porn of it.

maliaki · 17/04/2015 17:38

Not sure how they enjoy it, I accidentally once clicked onto a fanfic that was improperly labelled at AO3 and it was just that. Not fun.

People enjoy all kinds of weird shit and what's weird to one isn't too another, I've got people who follow on my blog who are furries and one whose into being squashed.

Theoldcauliflower · 17/04/2015 17:39

I'm gob smacked! I can't even to bring myself to google it, the pictures in my mind are enough! Some people are just very very strange!! Hmm

ItsAllKickingOffPru · 17/04/2015 17:41

Does it involve actual cephalapods?

AuntieStella · 17/04/2015 17:44

If it's hentai, probably not. That'll be non-humanoid aliens. With tentacles unlike any seen on an earth creature.

MephistophelesApprentice · 17/04/2015 17:44

It began from a period in Japanese history where it was illegal to depict PiV sex in art. As a result, bawdy illustrated stories involving fishermen's wives and amorous octupi became popular, because porn is inevitable and eternal.

While it largely faded into the background as restrictions were relaxed, it was reintroduced in such movies as Urotsukidoji, which used it to contrast the pragmatic approach of Japanese artists to sexual depictions with the extremity of its themes.

Bragadocia · 17/04/2015 17:46

There was a restaurant where the walls in the loos were papered with these images. Article about it in The Guardian

Not what I want to see while powdering my nose.

ItsAllKickingOffPru · 17/04/2015 17:48

That's interesting. Can't see the harm in it, really. Bit Cthulu

Skiptonlass · 17/04/2015 17:49

If the Internet has taught us anything, it is surely there is no limit to the things we humans find erotic....

MonkeyDLuffy · 17/04/2015 17:55

You can get tentacle shaped dildos to.

MzunguMzungu · 17/04/2015 17:58

I was once emailed a porn video where the woman was pushing a dead ( I hope ) squid out of her vagina. Confused

exexpat · 17/04/2015 18:01

There's a long history of it in Japan. Some relatively innocuous 18th-19th century examples here.

DoraGora · 17/04/2015 18:01

I think there is also a growing industry of people trying to out-weird each other. Probably some part of the devil, idle hands, work and all that.

Arkkorox · 17/04/2015 18:02

This is like the shed porn thread all over again

Cornettoninja · 17/04/2015 18:15

"Today 17:38 GlacindaTheTroll

Rule 34 - if it exists, there IS porn of it."

Rule 35 - if it doesn't exist you have a duty to create it Grin

GlacindaTheTroll · 17/04/2015 18:24
Grin

And the lesser known Rule 41: everything is someone's sexual fetish.

emwithme · 17/04/2015 18:33

The question surely is: How much hentai is enough hentai?

Cornettoninja · 17/04/2015 18:37

I've been on the Internet too long - I'm far more offended by the my little pony porn following. Are they brodys or bronys.. Something like that.

SpinDoctorOfAethelred · 17/04/2015 18:41

YABU.

Doesn't everyone know about tentacle porn? Grin

Honestly, there is far weirder stuff out there. Like this.

AgentZigzag · 17/04/2015 18:53

MN never ceases to bolster my view that there are some sick fucks out there.

But then again, you can't help but be a little drawn to Squidward in his Rudolph Nureyev incarnation.

To be unaware there is such a thing as tentacle porn?
editthis · 17/04/2015 19:01

Mephistopheles The plural of octopus should really be octopodes as it is derived from Greek, rather than Latin (which would logically give us octopi).

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