To be unaware there is such a thing as tentacle porn?

[Orangeanddemons]

Somehow (I have no idea why) we were talking about octopus and squid at work. Then some bright sparks pipes up with the above, and googled it onhis phone.

The pictures were not nice. I accept that I'm pretty vanilla in sexual matters, but HOW can anyone actually enjoy this?

I needed to lie down in a darkened room after this

Oh no! I am NOT going to Google any of this stuff, the images in my head are already horrific......you people scare me.......

Oh god.
Every day really is a school day...

Bronies are just MLP fans btw, my DD1 is a Brony
Not going to even go down the MLP porn route. Flufflepuff is weird enough for me...

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Jeremy Paxman dino porn, anyone?

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I'm not an expert Idontsee, but aren't bronys adult male fans of MLP?

(My 14 and 5 YO DDs are both huge fans too)

Nope, fallen for that one before.
Dino porn I could handle. Jeremy Paxman is a sick step too far!

Agent apparently there's a bit of a debate as to whether Bronies are just male fans with the females being Pegasisters or whether they're just all Bronies together.
I hate myself a little for knowing this.

Yes, Hentai contains a fair few tenticles...

Meh. Don't have a problem with it. (Just the anime, don't like real creatures being assaulted.)

Tumblr is full of it.

I had to bleach my eyes when I came across porn featuring Marge and Bart Simpson.

Hahahaha Idontsee

Don't hate yourself, you can't help picking stuff up when they're watching and talking about it all day every day

I noticed we've got 47 episodes on our Sky box, I've also noticed I've started to have a favorite pony what's happening to me??

Subscriptions on YouTube as well?
Oh I know the feeling. Pink Fluffy fucking Unicorns is on permanent replay and the toddler has started to watch it too.
Go on who's your favourite?

Bronies aren't just MLP fans - they're the adult men who are invested in the show (bro-pony, you see?) and who've created quite a lot of the vast, vast oceans of MLPporn. Which I'm not going to link to because frankly I don't want that in my browser history. Not all of them are creepy - most are just fanboys, no more creepy than anyone else who is really into a TV show - but er, would recommend safe image search and similar.

Basically, people are wierd, and the things they find sexy are weirder. Want an anatomically correct dolphin dildo? What about a baby Jesus buttplug? Did you find yourself unimaginably attracted to Homer Simpson and want some poorly drawn porn? What about the BDSM adventures of Care Bears? Having spent far too much time on the Internet from a young age, I think I'm mostly unshockable as to what people can be aroused by, but no harm-no foul.

for the bronies

I switched to the mobile site from the app to look at the picture.
That'll teach me...

Are those porn MLP the licensed version? Are they made by Mattel or whoever?

I hope not

The colours looked like Derpy Hooves to me so probably not official merchandise

I find Rule 34 and hentai kind of fascinating. If I'd manage to finish my degree I would probably have something more interesting to say than that.

There is a lot of Super Mario porn out there. A Lot.

I did once find some Lazytown porn on FanFiction.net.
That was an eye opener.

Sporcle quiz: My Little Pony or porn star?

Safe - can you tell which is which from their names?

FFS Grays! honestly

Pinkie Pie Idontsee

Maybe for the same reason I like Spongebob, they're both the opposite of me and so irrepressibly happy, I'd hate it in someone in RL, but if I'm in control of the TV's off switch I've found I quite like them.

I have never watched porn. Ever. I have read tentacle erotica. Whilst laughing.

'his tentacles prodded the entrance to my womb, whilst his suction cups gripped my nipples deliciously'

Dino porn I could handle. Jeremy Paxman is a sick step too far!

I am the exact opposite. It takes all sorts and I loved JP until he turned out to be a Tory.

editthis - me and my pedantic itching fingers thank you!