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To divorce my mother? *Klaxon*

52 replies

Fugghetaboutit · 28/03/2015 16:25

My mother went to visit my nan yesterday and was washing her back for her when she spotted a rather plump black spot the size of a 1p.
After simply prodding it out popped a giant blackhead and she pulled it and out followed a root as long as around 10cm!!
Did she take pictures? No. This is completely unacceptable, no?

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Fugghetaboutit · 28/03/2015 16:26

Apparently it's been there for years but was deeper before so she left it, but this time it was right on the surface ripe for squeezing. Envy

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DishwasherDogs · 28/03/2015 16:29

Disown her. That is shoddy unthoughtful behaviour!

FirstWeTakeManhattan · 28/03/2015 16:32

Absolute blergh and yet curiously fascinated.

TheSingingMonkey · 28/03/2015 16:38

That is amazing!

passthewineplz · 28/03/2015 16:38

UANBU! I love a good spot squeez. Can't wait for my DD to become a teen! --No I'm not at all weird-- Grin

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange · 28/03/2015 16:39

Divorce and compensation for the trauma

TheSingingMonkey · 28/03/2015 16:39

Had she now got a big hole?

Gruntfuttock · 28/03/2015 16:42

YUK! How completely revolting!

I wish I'd seen that.

Go NC.

BreacaBoudica · 28/03/2015 16:45

Some people are so selfish.

Chippednailvarnish · 28/03/2015 16:51

I'm angry on your behalf...

Slongette · 28/03/2015 16:53

How rude not to get any bloody pictures...... DH has a thing on his shoulder that needs dealing with. I'm hoping he'll let me take pictures Smile

Timeforabiscuit · 28/03/2015 16:54

Absolutely unreasonable!! This is what the camera phone was made for fgs!

Fugghetaboutit · 28/03/2015 16:55

Grin at go NC.

Yes there's apparently a hole now but tcp was applied.

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fridayfreedom · 28/03/2015 16:56

Pure selfishness not to share.
On a more positive note DS 16 let me squeeze a spot in his ear today. Contents flew out and landed on my fleece! Love my boy Grin

HesterShaw · 28/03/2015 16:58

Am wincing at the TCP applied to a 1p hole

TheMoa · 28/03/2015 17:02

Ah, the klaxon.

I knew what it signaled, and still clicked.

Could you not have a less mustering title, something like
'HIDEOUS HIVE OF DISGUSTING BLERGH'

to ward off the terminally curious, but prone to squeamishness amongst us? Grin

And... a spot the size of a 1p?! Shock

TedAndLola · 28/03/2015 17:05

There's a big market for those kind of videos on YouTube. I know because they are one of my favourite things to watch. Sooo satisfying So I've heard, anyway.

Fugghetaboutit · 28/03/2015 17:07

Haha Ted

I like the ear wax remover vids

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TedAndLola · 28/03/2015 17:09

Fughetaboutit me too! Have you seen the 25 year old zit? Your nan's sounds more impressive and the world will never get to see it :(

TheoriginalLEM · 28/03/2015 17:10

It was there for years and she didn't let you do anything? Then she pulls the fucker out without pictures, letting you and the rest of mnet down. It is like she was taunting you with it.

Gileswithachainsaw · 28/03/2015 17:10

What a selfish cow does she not know the rules.

ya sooooo nbu

TruJay · 28/03/2015 17:12

Wow that's sounds so gross yet amazing!

Fugghetaboutit · 28/03/2015 17:14

She's a sporner too, she taught me the ways so how could she do this? Nan lives 5 mins away, I could've driven round.
I have seen the 25 year old blackhead and it was amazing.
Mum can't watch vids

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itsnotmeitsyou1 · 28/03/2015 17:16

Really wish I hadn't open this whilst eating...

Fugghetaboutit · 28/03/2015 17:16

Yes, years LEM why didn't I know about it?
My sister apparently thought it was a mole and left it, mum went around the next day and gave it a little prod and out it popped.

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