next door just put dirty nappy in my bin!!

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next door keep their bin inside their gate. i keep mine just outside my gate. they had to pass their bin to get to mine. They then put a dirty nappy in my bin!! and ran back in their house.

do i... A) knock on their door tell them use their own bin.... B) ask them why they dont use their own bin for nappys... and wait for answer. C) do a poo in their bin.... D) do nothing and stop moaning... E) when i have my baby throw every nappy in their bin....

Open up nappy, if you can bear it, and smear it all over the lid of their bin.

Or......retrieve nappy and throw it on their path.

D) then wait to see if it happens again, then c) if it does.

Post a shit through their letterbox

F) retrieve nappy and put it through their letterbox in their bin. Then do A) followed by B)

A or B.

If that fails, E.

If that still doesn't get the message across then C.

Cheeky feckers.

Ha, that's the weirdest thing ever. Is the nappy a chernobyl-style disaster? If not, pop it through their letter box. In fact, pop a poop of your own through while you're at it.

People are just odd.

Write a label 'return to sender' stick it on the nappy and leave it on top of their bin

Oh, and then G) Padlock your bin.

Or option F) Retrieve nappy & put in a carrier bag. Collect all further deposited nappies in said carrier bag & return the property to the owners the day after the bins have been emptied. Followed by conversations A & B.

put the nappy back into their bin.

H) pick up nappy, open it and leave it open, dirty side up, on the floor outside their door.

Video it and put it on YouTube ?

Ugh! This happened to me years ago, I chucked it back into their bin...didn't happen again thankfully but I was ready to stick a laminated poster in my bin "to whoever is throwing soiled nappies in this bin..."

i could put my dog poo in their bin haha

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coco i might fall in...

I think I'd be inclined to leave it on their front door mat especially if it looks a bit leaky

Gift wrap it in shiny paper with a big bow, then leave it on their doorstep.

When's your bin day? Might their bin have been full?

haha jack thats funny.

their bin is not full lin is fully closed. we over load mins here. and even if it was im sure they could fit a nappy

Put it on their doormat, set it alight, ring doorbell, run. When they stomp on it to put it out they'll get shit on their shoes.

Seriously, if you have the nerve I would call round and ask in a very calm curious way, "I noticed that you put your babies nappy in to my bin, Why? I bet they'll squirm and stammer few excuses but probably won't do it again.

Bleugh! I wouldn't be able to touch a stranger's nappy.