To ask about your biggest bitch of the week?

[Salmotrutta]

I can't even tell you all my bitchingest stuff on here in case it outs me!

When I say "bitch" I obviously mean complaint...

MIL told me that it doesn't do to have your boys skinnier than you.

What?

Is she a bit odd?

On glue?

Mad mental, so she is. Of course they're skinnier than me!

Does it count if it was just in your head?

Cos if so, mine was along these lines:

"Who are you to be so bloody vocal with your list of criticisms of other peoples techniques? You're not anywhere near fucking perfect yourself; in fact, there's a lot to criticise, I just can't be arsed, because I'm not a self-promoting, attention-seeking twat"

*NB- the 'techniques' referenced above were not sexual in nature.

I hear that Shodan.

I have rather "interesting" work stuff.

I hate many people.

I don't believe you when you say supposedly reassuring, optimistic things, I would rather you told the truth.

For self-preservation, I have to tell myself that you are all lying exaggerating.

Ha! I was going to explain.
Can you guess?

More water issues. Feng shui.

Erm.

Yes.

I was a bitch to someone . We don't like each other, that's clear, but she is always professional and i was not! She annoyed me so much at work, I did a pathetic GLARE thing at her and she noticed it. WHY WHY WHY was I such a twat????

Good thing about me posting this is that I can copy and paste it onto the "what have you done that makes you cringe" thread!

I really want to bitch like mad on here but I'm so paranoid about people reading it that I can't!!

My biggest bitch this week?
Having to clear up dog (not bitch!) diarrhoea from our hall. Twice. Before breakfast.
Cold dog diarrhoea is less disgusting than warm btw.

Is this the kind of thing you were after, Salmotrutta?
Happy to help.

Be cryptic, translate it into something nothing to do with you.

That'll do nicely Pacific.

I wanted to punch a person today.

Actually punch them.

a relative who keeps copying everything I wear, really annoying, go and find your own style you silly woman, its just freaky when you keep buying what Ive just worn/bought , it doesnt matter that its a different colour - its still the same dress/household item/shoes - you name it , she's bought it ....

Oh, I regularly want to punch various people.
Or my work computer.
Or the people who tinker with it….

What did you punch instead of the person, Salmo?
Would they have deserved a punch?

I was excited for hypnobirthing. I read the book and it sounds like horse shit. I CANNOT take you seriously in about refusing induction when on the previous page you suggest homoeopathy and visiting chiropractors.

Dh doing my housework again!! you'd think this was a good thing, but no, because having done it, he like to complain that he's done it and how he doesn't have time to do my work as well as his own job and implies i'm not pulling my weight.

WELL LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE THEN YOU ASSHAT, I CAN DO IT MYSELF.

We have worms in the family for the second time in 4 weeks just finished my week off nicely. Might be TMI

I think the biggest bitch this week might be me. Well according to another mnetter I am.

Well according to one of the teenage girls at school today I'm the meanest teacher in the whole school - and there are over 100 to choose from!

Literally a bitch although not a very big one . The jack russell that bit me when I put a leaflet through a letter box yesterday.

2cm rip in finger, arterial bleed, 4 dressings in as many hours,xray, local anaesthetic injection into palm (hurt more than the damned bite) 2 sticthes with the joyful possibility of more to come, , antibiotic, strong pain killers.... thank you NHS.

Now Im not allowed to cook clean change nappiesor do anything else that may further infect cut for a few days.... now thats terrible!!

Ok.

I punching (virtually) the stupid parent.

I think your kid is straining you a line.

The little rotter.

stringing