To ask about your biggest bitch of the week?

[Salmotrutta]

I can't even tell you all my bitchingest stuff on here in case it outs me!

Everybody is a bastard.

I feel better now.

Salmo, surely the simplest explanation is that you're being unreasonable, rather than, you know, everyone else ever .

Only kidding , I 100% agree with you - this week, pretty much everyone apart from me has been unreasonable .

Friend who said "I can't believe you are overdue?"
I'm only 40+5. So hardly. And why not babies are more likely to be after due date.
(Spot the over sensitive preg lady, no one can say anything right)

at 'can't believe you're over-due'. It's not that unusual. Did you give her a death-stare?

I want to bitch about attention seeking showy twats that seem to think they're the first people ever to have this particular thing happen. You don't have to make a big deal out of everything like you're on some reality show, it's real life not TOWIE. Get the fuck over yourselves. Maybe give someone else outside your dysfunctional little bubble a thought occasionally. Oh and you DH is not muscly, he's fat.

Unfortunately their audience gives the attention so I'm a lone raised eyebrow in a sea of applause. And clearly a massive bitch.

Aaah. That's better...

Bair I found hypnobirthing fab, it got me through to the gas and air, pethedine and epidural

I went on my first date in 4 years, massively nervous. My mum babysat for me.

I walked downstairs wearing carefully chosen outfit and asked her how I looked (taxi was outside at this point) and she replied "oh dear. Well I really don't like that, I'm not sure it suits you at all. Oh well, it's done now. Have fun!"

She doesn't agree with me dating again, can you tell?!

"Oh well, it's done now."

Charming! Hope the date went well Twirly

Not this week.. But it plays on my mind a lot

I had to ditch a long term toxic friend

Examples..
I get something new in the house 'oh, that wouldn't be to my taste'

I do my masters 'you have no boyfriend or so it fills a void in your life'

I get a boyfriend 'he's the type who still has his communion money (ie. Stingy)

I get married and moring after the night before 'your cousin - I know her boyfriend. He's a dick'

I have a baby 'well you might have one but there a lot of secondary infertility about'

I still get pangs of guilt for not putting up with her though. But she shits on everything.

Aghhhhh was good to get that all out.

SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT POOR. Give the stealth boasts a rest.

Thanks. I'm done.

I would like to bitch about the bitch that told lies to the farmer about my dear old DFil and got him thrown off the land that he's been shooting on for over forty years. My dh and Dbil were raised there, our dds love it there and my DFil is utterly heartbroken. I can't believe that we'll never go back there. She is an utter horsehumping cunt of a woman and I hope I get to tell her so.

DD has diarrhoea after first rotavirus vaccine and some smartass lady on fb estonian mums group suggested that it's because of something I ate(DD is EBF).
I have no idea how person like that can be mother.

I have been looking for somewhere to bitch about this ...

Dps work decided this time last week to tell him that they can't give him any work until Easter (hotel trade) as they don't have the money to pay him , I wouldn't mind if he were paid enough so that we could have savings but he isn't n I feel like going down their n yelling at the old bat !

So now I'm 8 n a half months pregnant n stressed to fuck thanks to them

hodgepodge - I feel bad foretold in service industries like hotel work.

I've done jobs like that. They are crap in the UK.

Oddly, catering/service industry jobs are regarded more highly in other countries!

for people in service industries....

Yes I was peed off.

People in general talking about me being "over due". (40+5)
My FIL says so what has the midwife said.
Erm nothing much im hardly over due, babies don't arrive on their due date!

My ex is claiming to not be working yet it's all over social media how he has just taken over the running of a franchised business. (I'm being deliberately vague on the details). The HMRC say he isn't claiming an income, according to checks done by the CSA, so I don't know how he's getting paid. All I know is that he's still getting away with not giving me any money.

Some one calling in sick for work with horrendous diarrhoea and then updating photos on FB of them standing under the Eiffel Tower.

Well, that's more a case of massive twatwankery Frankie. I'm sure someone will let management know. Shame.
mine is that, due to my job, Im being targeted for random acts of vandalism;house getting egged, paint thrown over windows,name calling whilst out. Police give tge worlds tiniest fuck. And as I identified one of them, but he and his mother said he was elsewhere, the little shits involved think they are Teflon. Grrrrr

SchoolMum, I don't refuse play dates with you and your cronies because I'm a "bloody snob" or because I think you're "too downmarket." It's because both your children are spiteful bullying pains in the arse. And any more lip from you and I'll give you that feedback publicly. Go on. I dare you.

Adorabelle "horsehumping cunt of a woman"

LOVE it.

DH, I twatting well hate everything about you right now.

That is all.

The fuckwit who took time to explain how he was so busy and his time was so precious that he couldn't waste it talking to me on the phone.
Well, stfu and let me hang up then you moron because I'm done talking to you too!!