to think trolls don't even try hard now

[Samcro]

fuck me they are bad.
there was a time when they at least tried.....

YABU There are still some very elaborate troll threads on here that I totally believe are real.

You mean some trolls don't try hard

Why cheapen troll-dom by trotting out crap threads? At least make everyone laugh!

I remember the good old troll days. Long, indepth stories of Zebrugge ferry disasters or crawling down hospital corridors to visit sick babies in NICU.

Sheer idleness and a certain torpor of the imagination. I feel sorry for them - not only do they smell, have anal boils and suppurating pustules on their nipples but they're also double wank and shit chips at what they do!

I can think of a recent mother of multiples who tried very hard. ..

Ahh yes the old trolls were the best. Zeebrugge and Mitmoo come to mind, but you knew where you were with them.
I mean, was anyone fooled, really ?
It's the timewasters that get to me. They are all take, take wth no entertainment at all.. It's fun catching them out, though.

So many trolls. It's really boring.

Coat troll has amazed me. Of all the subjects to troll over why coats!?

i think that is the problem.......there are too many

coats? what did they say?

Gosh i remember zeebruge- when was that

Coats........ wtf how do you troll over that????

The coat troll was just...madness. I understand that some people have fetishes (poo trolls etc), some people like to compete in the 'hilariously mortifying' incidents and then there are the sad (lonely?) people who invent relationship disasters.

But coats. WTAF?

hang on - coats?

Are they just opening a dictionary at a random page, closing their eyes and pointing? Whatever their finger lands on is the topic?

What a sad, sad little bastard you must have to be to find your entertainment by making up shit on the internet.

I know I've said it before but your average troll really needs some friends. Or a friend. Or a blow up friend.

Im picturing someone sat at a computer, naked but for an old tatty duffel pawing at it with one hand and salivating over the next website with the other.

I refuse to try and picture poo troll

If you are quick coat thread still exists in chat. Zapped any moment though.

It's still on chat, but soon to be removed. "Daughter was upset this evening"*

*Sorry, am 104 and can't do clicky link magic on these new fangled computer machines.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2302227-Accidentally-stole-ashes?msgid=52405955#52405955

i rest my case
BF a 5 year old, now dead people

I like that one Samcro, it's inventive at least.

They don't need to try because of the anti troll-hunting rules. If we can't call out obvious bullshit what incentive do they have to put the effort in.

I don't get it - what are troll threads and how do you know when one is?

Dino one is a 8/10 for me.

The ground work and consistency are good.

I quite enjoyed the Dinodeniers this evening. Not looking forwardto half term though, there will be a whole heap of shite trolls about then.

SNAP!