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DH being pissed off about body massage.

32 replies

trackies · 04/02/2015 22:45

I'm sorry about the completely trivial nature of this post, but if you have time please can you tell me what the hell I'm supposed to have done wrong. I went out for a friends special birthday. We went out for a meal, followed by a body massage. I didn't mention body massage cos he didn't look that interested in talking to me when I got back. Next day friend said thanks to me on face book and mentioned our Swedish body massage and he's now pissed off as he read it on Facebook and said I didn't tell him I had a body massage when I got back home. It's a massage! By another woman! I wasn't having sex! I've been to spas before. He didn't mind. He said 'yeah but I was expecting it then.' And followed it up by saying 'if you found out that I had a massage on facebook and I hadn't told you, you'd be pissed off.' Yes I have told him it was a woman therapist. What the hell is he talking about ? He goes out loads. I hardly ever go out. First time in 2 months and he's being an arse about my 'secret' massage.

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Theselittlelightsofmine · 04/02/2015 22:48

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CoolCat2014 · 04/02/2015 22:48

He's being weird & unreasonable!

SusanIvanova · 04/02/2015 22:48

He sounds like a prick. That's probably not helpful but I don't think you were unreasonable.

KingJoffreyObviouslyWatchesHol · 04/02/2015 22:49

He's having 'a moment'.

Is he hungry?

Chuck him some food and tell him to sort himself out.

MidniteScribbler · 04/02/2015 22:53

What a dick.

3littlefrogs · 04/02/2015 22:54

He is very childish and silly.

Mind you - face book causes so much trouble I think we would all be better off without it.

QueenB14 · 04/02/2015 22:55

Wow.

love the way he's acting like he's caught you out!!

Crazy, ignore him

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trackies · 04/02/2015 22:57

Thank you all. I think I can sleep now knowing he is the one being a prick

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trackies · 04/02/2015 22:59

I know! Shit I've been caught having a non sexual massage by a woman.

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QueenB14 · 04/02/2015 23:01

Which is ok if he was "expecting it" haha

Do they need to prepare themselves for this kind of thing then???

Hope you're ok though

Tobeemoree · 04/02/2015 23:02

What the fucking hell happens in his massages that he's jealous of yours?!

PoppyField · 04/02/2015 23:03

Does he think a woman having a massage is the same as a man having a 'massage'? Bloody hell - he's just got a dirty mind and needs to know that women tend to just have massages - not 'massages'.

What does he think it entailed - a happy finish?

p.s. I think he is telling you more about himself than you. I wonder if he has had a few 'massages' in his time?

FightOrFlight · 04/02/2015 23:08

Maybe he wanted you to video it Grin

Seriously though, does he expect you to tell him every time you have a manicure or pedicure?

LMGTFY · 04/02/2015 23:09

He's being a total knob head. Is he usually this stroppy about pointless stuff?

SantasLittleMonkeyButler · 04/02/2015 23:11

I agree with Poppy. Maybe this tells you what type of massage he has experienced in the past!

AlpacaPicnic · 04/02/2015 23:12

Next time you go out, keep a detailed - and I mean detailed - list of subjects discussed, movements made and activities undertaken.
Then tell him. In specific and excruciating levels.

'At 8.13pm I needed a wee and Jane came with me to check her hair. My cubicle was out of paper so Jane checked all the others for me but they were out but then luckily Sue came in to wash her hands and she had a packet of tissues so she gave me a tissue but they were the ones with scented moisturiser in them so that made my undercarriage tingle for a little bit which made us all giggle. Then at 8.17pm we returned to our table...'

Op, YANBU as well you know.

Mrsbird311 · 04/02/2015 23:15

Apparently known in the trade as a "wonky massage" if you get extras!!

AnyFucker · 04/02/2015 23:19

I think this is called projection

AlpacaPicnic · 04/02/2015 23:22

Wonky? Why wonky? Or is that a spelling error/autocorrect?

Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses · 04/02/2015 23:24

Nail on head AF

Bifauxnen · 04/02/2015 23:27

Guilty conscience maybe?

Adarajames · 04/02/2015 23:27

I'm more concerned you had a massage after a meal, didn't you get awful indigestion?!

MrsTerryPratchett · 04/02/2015 23:29

Wonky? Why wonky? Or is that a spelling error/autocorrect? I just snorted. Grin I think DH may have had some wanky massages in the past.

morethanpotatoprints · 04/02/2015 23:34

Why does he go out loads and you haven't been out for months?

iklboo · 04/02/2015 23:37

Is he having 'massages' when he goes out loads??